Clint Eastwood gives him a thumbs up... the bows.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Followed up with fellatio, usually.
But only if she's gold plated. Nothing mere mortal touches the "little Robau" and little means its only small enough to fit in his pants.
She swallows...but then, any woman swallows essence of Robau...deep throats to the root, too.
Well, at least the little Robau doesn't walk around free and puts the big Robau inside of a pair of pants. Because he could you know...
Roabu thought The Who did a fine job last night.
Robau's blood runs through the Who's veins, that's why they're still around and rocking!
Iron Maiden too.
BTW, on the issue of Robau and transporting, when he feels like it, he just jumps up to the ship. And just for grins, dunks a basketball into the Kelvin's main deflector dish.
Robau doesn't need hair. Hair needs HIM.
It pines for Robau, tears a'streamin'...
Robau was the original drummer for the Beatles. But left the band because he found it not creative or imaginative ENOUGH.
He was also a lumberjack in the Sahara Forest. They don't call it that any more.
Robau's penis? A petrified redwood.
Robau's girlfriend? Just petrified.
Robau composed the lyrics to Loverboy's hit song "Working for the Weekend".
Robau will hopefully forgive my fiance for not caring about this thread.
(Whimpers)
(Whimpers)
Which was originally called "Working for the Robau", but since *everyone* works for the Robau, that was considered too obvious for words.
Robau won't wear a red bandana or red vinyl pants because he doesn't want to look like a one-hit wonder.
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