Facts About Captain Robau

[stonester1]

Hey, five more minutes of Robau time, the Oscar would have been Trek's.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau IS Oscar

 

[jaspertjie]

Einstein + Stephen Hawking + Isaac Newton = 1/12 of Robau's knowledge.

 

[Daneel]

Unlike Dukat, Robau doesn't need a purple hat to be manly.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Oh nos... not another hat based TrekBBS meme We've already got Sombreros...

 

[Wynterhawk]

Robau will kiss your boo-boo better.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau kisses will create babies. Even in men.

 

[Rush Limborg]

A wink and smirk from Robau makes Angelina Jolie giggle like a schoolgirl.

 

[Aragorn]

Whatever the hottest/spiciest chicken wing ever created is, Robau calls it "mild."

 

[Nick Ryder]

Fire tastes like a summer's breeze to Robau

 

[Broccoli]

Robau is so awesome, that he has recently taken over discussion in the Blue Warp Nacelles thread.

 

[Aragorn]

Everyone always says they barbecue the best, but with Robau you know it's true because cows throw themselves onto the grill for the honor of being barbecued by Robau.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Grill? Feh. Robau needs no grill. His *glare* is enough to barbeque even the toughest cuts of meat.

 

[Wynterhawk]

Robau will cook for you from miles and miles away.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau doesn't need to be beamed aboard a ship. He just needs a trampoline.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Robau doesn't transport up to the ship. He gets space to beam itself down around him.

 

[jaspertjie]

^ He does it like Q.

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

Well, Q does it like him.

 

[Cyke101]

A wink and smirk from Robau makes Chuck Norris giggle like a schoolgirl.

Modified for awesometicity.

 

[Rush Limborg]

A wink and smirk from Robau makes Chuck Norris giggle like a schoolgirl.

Modified for awesometicity.

Yeah...sure.

Chuck Norris bows before Captain Robau.

Angelina Jolie giggles and blushes. And then bows.