Hold on... Robau is not a dragon, he is still a human... God.
Facts About Captain Robau
- Thread starter Herkimer Jitty
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Robau can't be bothered to bother with anything.
Dragons fear Robau because they know he spits napalm and craps a-bombs
Robau's blue jumpsuit uniform isn't form-fitting. It's PERFECTION-FITTING.
Robau's blue jumpsuit is willed into being by his sheer badassness
and the look on his face.
Robau's jumpsuit has pleats. To accommodate his genitals.
He has very. big. genitals.
Also Robau isn't actually required by law to wear a jumpsuit (or anything for that matter) but does so because he knows people's eyes will melt if they see him without close due to his awesomeness being beyond their comprehension.
Robau's jumpsuit is lined with duranium. His captain's chair, however, needs a force field in order to survive being sat upon.
The forcefield however has no effect; he could easily go through it if he wants. But he doesn't; he likes his captains chair too much.
The Kelvin's single warp nacelle is... yep. You guessed it. Yeah baby,
Thanks for letting us know.
-Kirk would kick your ass, but Robau would make you kick your own damn ass.
Kirk doesn't kick ass... Janeway does more!!! But Robau even more.
Robau loves the smell of napalm in the morning.
He breathes it at will. It's his secret weapon.
He breathes it at will. It's his secret weapon.
Robau = Saddam Hossein
Robau has already won hundreds of Oscars under several different guises and could therefore care less that Star Trek was snubbed for Best Picture.
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