Robau invented the Nano-graviton Device
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau invented nano-THEORY.
Robau's cabin IS the Sun.
Yup, and he also kicked Chris Matthews in the Hardball--and gave Erin Burnett the time of her life....
That's how Chris got that tingly feeling up his leg he's so fond of....
Robau gave Rush Limbaugh his golden EIB microphone. It's really composed of Fool's Gold (how fitting). But Rush took it and liked it.
FOOL! Robau TRANSFORMED Rushbo's mike into gold--by staring at it.
Or...are you implying he is INCAPABLE of doing that?
HERETIC!!!
Or...are you implying he is INCAPABLE of doing that?
HERETIC!!!
Robau lets Captain Mark Steyn guest-captain the Kelvin every once in a while. But only every once in a while.
Robau made Rush Limborg die 10 years ago.
Robau used to have his own talk show with callers. But he found broadcasting to every sector of the known galaxy too limiting.
And the fact that I'm still here should tell y'all somethin'.
THE BREATH OF THE MIGHTY CAPTAIN ROBAU FILLETH MY LUNGS!!!
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Robau can afford Best Buy's $105 asking price for the fifth season of The Wire.
Robau is the reason why Best Buy has sweet sweet metal comm pins with their exclusives. He stamps them out of the shopping carts and fashions them with his bare hands.
Oh yes, he also made the enterprises by melting the metal and doing Kes-tricks with it to shape it.
When Kes "evolved" she met Robau and was forever changed by it
If Robau had been aware at the time, Kes would never have even EXISTED.
Robau -> Kes
Robau prefers deep dish pizza to thin crust because the thicker dough allows him to sink all seven rows of his adamantium fangs into it with room to spare for chewing.
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