Robau recognizes Lance Henriksen as one badass motherfucker.
Facts About Captain Robau
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ALERT: There's blasphemy going on in the DS9 forum right now.
I have put the blasphemiers on notice of their doom.
As have I. We shall show the heathens the way.
During the last Geneva Convention, it was decided that Captain Robau cannot fight in any Earth conflicts as he is classified as an illegal bioweapon.
HEAR the words, bretheren! Forsooth, we shall conquer the board for the great awesomeness of Robau--and the whole BBS SHALL TREMBEL AT THE SOUND OF HIS NAME!!!
(He'd do it himself, but--our loyalty pleases him.
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AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
(He'd do it himself, but--our loyalty pleases him.
)AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!
Robau was not "Touched by an Angel." He touched the Angel which then disintegrated.
If Sen. Harry Reid loses his reelection this coming fall, know what will have caused it?
ROBAU'S ANGER.
ROBAU'S ANGER.
^DANG RIGHT!!!
Captain Robau does not endorse...he COMMANDS!
Captain Robau does not endorse...he COMMANDS!
Robau made Art Bell the late-night radio success he's been.
The super nove that destroyed Romulos? Robau was passing gas.
If "Robau: The Movie" cast Michael Ironside, Michael Biehn, Powers Boothe, Rutger Hauer, Lance Henriksen, John Malkovich, Gary Busey, Gary Oldman, Christopher Walken, Willem Dafoe, Tommy Lee Jones, Robert Patrick, Eric Roberts, James Woods, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Madsen, Tom Sizemore, Alan Rickman, Jeremy Irons, F. Murray Abraham, Gene Hackman, Ving Rhames, Jean Reno, Hugo Weaving, Vinnie Jones, Danny Trejo, Mickey Rourke, Ray Park, Steve Buscemi and Zachary Quinto as the bad guys, the movie would only be 10 minutes long because that's how long it would take Robau to defeat them all one by one.
^If Chuck Norris, Keifer Sutherland, and Mr. T were included the villians, it would take 30 minutes--but make no mistake, ROBAU WOULD BE VICTORIOUS!!!
"Cease and desist" used to be "Cease to exist", which referred to the fact that Robau would devour your soul if you did something illegal or annoying.
Robau is not a terrorist, but he does keep a weapon of mass destruction in his underpants.
^In other words:
DON'T PISS OFF ROBAU, BUSTAH!!!
DON'T PISS OFF ROBAU, BUSTAH!!!
Robau is the reason Rush Limbaugh's ties are such badass colors and designs.
^Yeppers!
Rush once invited Robau over to the show as a guest.
The EIB Network temporarly short-circuted, because no network can hold the combined awesomeness of Rush and Robau.
Oh, and it was Robau who laid a finger on Rush's mike--turning it to gold.
Rush once invited Robau over to the show as a guest.
The EIB Network temporarly short-circuted, because no network can hold the combined awesomeness of Rush and Robau.
Oh, and it was Robau who laid a finger on Rush's mike--turning it to gold.
Robau's "Update Theme" on the show?
"Bad to the Bone."
"Bad to the Bone."
Robau has been with FAR more hot blonde chicks than Tiger Woods, but he had the decency to disintegrate them all in the Kelvin's warp core before word got out.
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