Facts About Captain Robau

[Aragorn]

If Robau wants to time travel, he doesn't need to slingshot around the sun. The sun slingshots around him.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau has a cup holder installed in both arms of his captain's chair on the Kelvin. And a much bigger holder in the padded seat to contain his dick.

 

[Grant]

" contain his dick"------------surely you jest.

It Cannot be contained!

 

[cooleddie74]

By "contain" I mean keep from smacking the navigator on the back of the head and killing with cranial trauma.

 

[Grant]

Ah, I see, 'it' being redirected from causing damage to people and objects made of less than tritanium or diamonds.

But only redirected it he wishes it to be.

 

[Grant]

By the way he can cut diamonds with his teeth but finds it more accurate to simply stare at them until they split where he wishes.

 

[Cyke101]

By the way he can cut diamonds with his teeth but finds it more accurate to simply stare at them until they split where he wishes.

Superman has heat vision. Robau doesn't need heat.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau had to close his Facebook profile because Facebook wasn't set up to allow 100% of all Facebook users to friend request the same person.

 

[Wynterhawk]

The Genesis device was created from a single cell taken from Robau eyelash.

 

[Aragorn]

Soran actually wanted to go into the Nexus because he couldn't imagine a universe without Robau.

 

[Praetor]

The mystery of the Nexus's origin can actually be traced to one night when Robau ate too much Broccoli...

 

[Broccoli]

The mystery of the Nexus's origin can actually be traced to one night when Robau ate too much Broccoli...

Wait...what?!

I feel honored...and dirty...

 

[Praetor]

^That is the effect of almighty Robau!

(And, that entendre had not occurred to me. Sorry, B.)

 

[Broccoli]

^That is the effect of almighty Robau!

(And, that entendre had not occurred to me. Sorry, B.)

S'ok. Hey, I may be straight, but if Robau wanted to eat me, who am I to say no?

 

[F. King Daniel]

Captain Robau once took on a Planet Killer.

Bare handed.

Without a space suit.



He won.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau is no less manly when he is filled to the brim with girlish glee.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau could make even Brady Quinn a good NFL quarterback.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau is no less manly when he is filled to the brim with girlish glee.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's first pet as a small child?

BATBOY.

 

[barnaclelapse]

"DAMN IT...Robau...I love you."