Robau cannot be carbon frozen. But he CAN turn an Ugnaught to stone by glaring at the little pig bastard.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau crushed General Zod's hand simply by looking at it.
Robau is the king of Gondor
Robau is not only your friend, but your neighbor. He'll stand up for you when you're being bullied.
Tossing Robau into the fires of Mount Doom only makes angrier and fiery-er.
Sauron weeps like a girl every time Robau is mentioned.
Robau doesn't need to create a diversion, Legolas, he *is* the diversion.
Saurumon wanted to throw Robau into Mount Doom to prevent BADASSNESS from taking over Middle Earth.
Robau was on a boat that sank in the middle of the ocean, leaving Robau adrift. He knew he could just swim to the nearest continent, but instead decided to stay out there, as the fish willingly threw themselves onto his raft for him to eat. The only thing he was worried about was the sun being exposed to Robau for so long.
What sank the Titanic?
A Robau loogie.
A Robau loogie.
ALERT: There's blasphemy going on in the DS9 forum right now.
I have put the blasphemiers on notice of their doom.
I get the ice cream. It should be interesting when Robau gets them.
Captain Robau is the reason Janeway is dead in the books. Piss him off and Picard, Sisko, and/or Archer could be next.
Robau killed Chakotay in season 4.
Nobody noticed.
Nobody noticed.
Robau doesn't buy vowels. He takes them by force.
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