Not before appologizing to Robau for their
Facts About Captain Robau
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impertinence. Sorry! Wrong button! But the presumptuouness of the probes made me twitch!
Robau was unearthed in the early 20th century and turned the archaeologists into stone with his rage at being awakened.
Robau walked out of the theater during the opening act of Raiders of the Lost Ark. He found it impossible to believe that "badass" Indiana Jones couldn't simply punch that giant stone ball into dust.
Captain Robau is going to hug you and make everything all better, whether you fucking like it or not.
^And then beat the heck outta you for daring to soften at it, FOOL!
Robau prefers corn niblets to the cob. But will eat the cob anyways. In one gulp.
Robau afterbirth can cure thousands of diseases.
Robau doesn't get knighted.. he gets declared King! Patrick Stewart is a mere knight to the KING that is Robauuuuuuuuu!
^^^ that is awesome!
Robau can tame all the creatures on land and in the sea.
Robau can tame all the creatures on land and in the sea.
Totally....
His Supreme Awesomeness is most pleased with ITL's artistic efforts.
Captain Robau is the epitome of "win".
Anyone else is either a ringer or a pupil of his.
How Obama Got Elected:
Captain Robau was going to endorse McCain--and told Chuck Norris to do the same.
Instead, Chuck went this route:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8
Robau warned him, "Don't EVER defy me again!"
And endorsed Obama to teach Chuck a lesson.
Captain Robau was going to endorse McCain--and told Chuck Norris to do the same.
Instead, Chuck went this route:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUQW8LUMs8
Robau warned him, "Don't EVER defy me again!"
And endorsed Obama to teach Chuck a lesson.
Mike Huckabee WANTED Robau's endorsement in 2008...but had to settle for Chuck Norris.
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