The dropping of the ball in Times Square each New Year is symbolic of the many years in which mankind dropped the ball by failing to discover Robau.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau never has to return or exchange Christmas gifts because no one dares give him something that won't fit.
Captain Robau got me a cool hat for Christmas; fear the super fly hat!
Robau's gift to the world this Christmas:
Getting to stay alive...for not ticking him off.
Getting to stay alive...for not ticking him off.
No chia pets. Robau does not find them amusing.
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
Someone tried to make a Chia-Robau. The seeds shriveled up as they came into contact with the terra cotta Robau head. No seeds can withstand the awesomeness.
In case you're wondering, the water poured on the Chia turned to steam on contact, too.
(wierd girl voice): "Ch-Ch-Ch-CHI-A."
Someone tried to make a Chia-Robau. The seeds shriveled up as they came into contact with the terra cotta Robau head. No seeds can withstand the awesomeness.
In case you're wondering, the water poured on the Chia turned to steam on contact, too.
(wierd girl voice): "Ch-Ch-Ch-CHI-A."
Yeah, the Robau chias were discontinued as a result. BUT...the Robau terra cota heads kept selling because...well...it's Robau. Many of them occupy personal shrines in the homes of good citizens of the galaxy.
Chev Chelios learned everything he knows from a Captain Robau.
There are black markets for Robau terra cotta heads. The populous cannot get enough.
Once, Robau accidentally time-traveled, and ended up meeting Michaelangelo, who sculpted a bust of His Awesomeness...but for some unknown reason, the Louvre never allowed it to be put on display...maybe because all the tourists would forget David, or any of the other masterpieces there, so that they could sit, and gaze in wonder at the bald pate, and inspiring Stare(BTW, this is the name of the piece) of H.A.
Clark and Ellen Griswold learned everything about having a great family vacation from Robau. And then failed miserably to live up to his lessons.
The Griswolds suffered an eternity of fire and poking because of their successes in disappointing Robau.
Robau turned their Winnebago into a starship, powered by his Awesomeness.There's your hybrid vehicle.
Robau vacations in his own recreational vehicle. Which the rest of us refer to as "Starfleet."
Michalangeo's Head of Robau is the one artifact Indiana Jones went looking for and never found. It is still out there, mysterious and powerful.
Just like Robau himself.
Michelangelo requested to be buried with the bust of Robau that he sculpted and it granted him immortality. Michelangelo has since changed his named, and has become a popular designer of satellites.
^And that's how "Flint" came to be.
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
BTW...
Captain Robau has Jack Bauer as his personal bodyguard.
Too bad he's just there for show!
^AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!^
BTW...
Captain Robau has Jack Bauer as his personal bodyguard.
Too bad he's just there for show!
Robau took the slow boat to China. And turned it into an antimatter-driven hot rod with a minibar.
I feel strange, the hat Robau gave me makes me want to do things in a badass way, like drinking coffee to do it in a badass way, or saying hello to people I want to knock them out and make out with the ladies - I am losing my mind!!!!!
I also have an urge to shave my head and join the Navy, closest thing to the Starfleet!!!
I also have an urge to shave my head and join the Navy, closest thing to the Starfleet!!!
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