Composite Santa was created when Santa and Frosty tried to take down Robau together, but Robau drop kicked Santa so hard that he collided and merged with Frosty.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Rudolph's nose is red because Robau had to kick his ass one year to teach him a lesson.
If you are good, Santa will give you presents. If Santa is good, Robau gives him a harem. That is why Santa says, "Ho, Ho, Ho!"
Robau brings badassness to all the good humanoids every year around the time of stardate ----.95
Cthulhu is a nick name Robau goes by when he is hanging out with the Deeps Ones.
Robau once fought with Godzilla.
That's why Godzilla is no longer around.
That's why Godzilla is no longer around.
The Guardian of Forever was just an ordinary toilet seat until Robau graced it by planting his badass ass on it and taking a dump. This caused the toilet seat to become sentient and develop time-travel abilities.
Robau taught George Kirk all he knew about starship command. And impregnating women.
Paramount tried to sell a Robau TV series but no camera could accurately capture Robau's awesomeness, also the film in each camera gets so hot from all that badassness that they spontaneously combust burning down the studios, and even if they could produce fireproof film all the TV's turned to Robau TV would melt until they could produce Robauvision televisions; the only televisions that are so badass that everything you watch on it kick's your ass!
Robau can't wear hats. They will combust into flame if they so much as touch his majestic, mighty scalp for just one microsecond.
Hortas are the descendants of Robau turds. Anything that passes through Robau's badass GI tract is bound to gain sentience.
Robau can lay eggs.
He just chooses not to because they make him feel bloated.
He just chooses not to because they make him feel bloated.
Robau's scalp was used to create all the lens flares effects in the film!!!
Without Robau's scalp...there'd BE no film.
Without Captain Robau, life would not have meaning or purpose.
Robau was there at the moment of the Big Bang...holding the lubricant.
"Never go up against Captain Robau, when death is on the line!"
Ahahahahahaha! hahahaha! aha ha ha-
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Ahahahahahaha! hahahaha! aha ha ha-
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Robau was the one who taught Inigo Montoya about revenge.
Robau is the greatest pokemon master and he doesn't even own a single pokemon; He chooses himself and then proceeds to annihilate your pokemon with his bare hands.
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