Digital Copy fell out of favor by the mid-21st century in favor of the far more accurate, clear and crisp "Robau Copying," which involved the blood of Robau's enemies, lots of screaming and fire.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau is moderately displeased his topic did not reach 5000 yesterday, but he forgives you because most of us were busy watching his awesomeness on our home theaters.
There is a Robau easter egg in the new DVDs and BluRay discs. You sell your soul to Robau for time and eternity, shave your scalp bald and vow allegiance to him. Then your copies of the movie will show you some heretofore-unseen Robau porn.
That's why my DVDs came with that pair of tinted glasses, because if that's viewed without them, you'd go insane.
And you'd also go permanently sterile.
Robau's able to go sterile and active at will, depending on when he feels it's time to repopulate the Robau.
Robau's aren't conceived the old fashioned way. They're grown in giant bald, flesh-colored domes deep underground near the most badass magma in the earth's core.
Captain Robau is the salt of the earth.
Think about that next time you eat a bag of chips.
Think about that next time you eat a bag of chips.
Robau's favorite potato chips?
The ones you're eating right now. Hand them over to him. Or ELSE, punk.
The ones you're eating right now. Hand them over to him. Or ELSE, punk.
But that chip?
400 meters across and 12 thick. Yet he can still finish it in less than half an hour.
400 meters across and 12 thick. Yet he can still finish it in less than half an hour.
Robau wouldn't really rather have a Buick.
Robau saved 15% on his shuttle insurance by switching to kicking the company's ass.
The Dominion fear Robau that is the real reason they surrendered.
Yeah, Robau could have had a V8; Still can. Wanna make somthin' of it?
But Robau's V8 are 5.0L Mustang engines...
His name IS Richard Robau.
Faran Tahir is just a prance-about stage name.
A badass prance-about stage name.
Faran Tahir is just a prance-about stage name.
A badass prance-about stage name.
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