Facts About Captain Robau

[Aragorn]

Since the Toronto Blue Jays can't compete financially with the Yankees, they went in another direction and signed Robau... to play every position... at the same time. They've won 14 consecutive World Series since then and counting.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is the reason the Everlasting Gobstobber lasts so long. It contains his mojo.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau puts A1 steak sauce on his salads.

And real live Greeks on his Greek Salads.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau puts A1 steak sauce on his salads.

And real live Greeks on his Greek Salads.

And if the Greeks protest? He has the Turkish Delight kick their asses.

 

[Daneel]

Robau never had to put on a costume when he went trick-or-treating, because he's already the scariest thing anyone could ever imagine.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau puts A1 steak sauce on his salads.

And real live Greeks on his Greek Salads.

And if the Greeks protest? He has the Turkish Delight kick their asses.

Are you insane? They don't protest!

 

[cooleddie74]

And real live Greeks on his Greek Salads.

And if the Greeks protest? He has the Turkish Delight kick their asses.

Are you insane? They don't protest!

Some do. And they are the first to be pummeled, masticated and digested by Mighty, Mighty Robau.

 

[Cyke101]

When Young Billy Batson says the name Shazam! to transform into Captain Marvel, he gets:

S: The wisdom of Solomon;
H: The strength of Hercules;
A: The stamina of Atlas;
Z: The power of Zeus;
A: The courage of Achilles;
M: The speed of Mercury

Originally he was supposed to say SHARZAM! and get the badass of Robau, but that would've made the other gods redundant.

 

[cooleddie74]

SHARZAM was Robau's nickname at the Academy. It got him laid ten times a day.

 

[Cyke101]

SHARZAM was Robau's nickname at the Academy. It got him laid ten times a day.

Before he got that nickname, he would get laid nine times a day by saying "You."

 

[Nick Ryder]

All he needed to do was point.

 

[nx1701g]

Captain Robau is so Bad Ass he could even make Grey's Anatomy watchable.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Captain Robau has done the Time Warp.

And he'll do it again.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is the one who taught Meat Loaf how to be so badass in ROCKY HORROR.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau ate Meatloaf in Rocky Horror. And liked it.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's standard?

Two outta three ain't badass enough.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau will leave you prayin' for the end of time.

Then he'll do the time warp and make you pray all over again.

 

[cooleddie74]

Objects in the reflection on Robau's scalp may appear closer than they are.

 

[6079SmithW]

Robau's eyesight is so good that he can see right through cloaking shields. This would give him an unfair advantage over the pathetic Romulans and Klingons, though, so he pretends he can't see their cloaked ships when engaging in combat with them. He still wins effortlessly every time.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau's cloaking device? His own foreskin.