Robau can take a Stan Hansen lariat without so much as moving.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau creates and destroys entire universes in his spare time.
Captain Robau FTW!!! No, seriously. Robau did actually f*** the world. How else did you think humans were created?
Robau takes things one day at a time. And by that, I mean he nails Bonnie Franklin, Valerie Bertinelli and Mackenzie Phillips...then kicks Schneider's ass.
Realizing that mankind would go forever insane trying to decide on blonde or brunette, Robau in his infinite wisdom decided it would be best to just shave his head.
Captain Robau is not a biological being. Actually, an infinite number of sub-atomic Robau particles converge at a single point in space-time to create "The Robau Entity."
Robau's testicles are twelve times heavier than iron. What keeps them from ripping loose in a bloody mess is his will, which is thirteen times stronger than iron.
Actually Robau's balls are made up entirely of fire.
They wrote a song about it.
They wrote a song about it.
Captain Robau will destroy all who stand against him.
...but he'll offer free back massages to all who stand with him.
C'mon, you know you want it.
Captain Robau's free back massages give you wiiiiing!
When the Enterpise needs to get the hell out of a deadly situation in a hurry, they don't use the Maximum Warp Factor, they use the Robau Factor. Much faster and sub-space enviroment friendly. =)
The terminal velocity of Captain Robau is infinity meters per second in all directions at the same time.
Netwon's forgotten FOURTH law of motion stated that a Robau in motion tends to kick your sorry ass.
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