Facts About Captain Robau

[Warp Rider]

When Bruce Lee's Super Kick collided with Chuck Norris' Roundhouse, Robau was the only one to tell the next evolved lifeforms the tale.

That's because Robau taught Lee and Norris every martial arts move they know.

AH, but Robau lived centuries after them, you say? Well, Robau will live so long that he'll do an end run loop around and live so far into the future that he becomes the past.

Robau was the true inventor of the Paradox then.

Take that John Connor! XD

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau makes the world taste a hell of a lot better than just good.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau found ALL the Wonka golden tickets...then had George Kirk kick all the Oompah-Loompah's asses to take over the factory.

 

[6079SmithW]

The giant amoeba from "The Immunity Syndrome" is actually a discarded Robau booger.

 

[Nick Ryder]

The Delphic Expanse from Enterprise wasn't formed by the sphere builders, it was actually a Robau sneeze mist cloud that grew up

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Mary Tyler Moore can turn the world on with her smile, but only Captain Robau can make it smoke a cigarette afterward.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau could solve my disaster of a love life in mere nanoseconds, but he wants me to figure it out for myself.

 

[Islander]

The yellow brick road was actually white before Robau had to take a leak...

 

[cooleddie74]

Ceiling Robau is watching you play with yourself...and he thinks your method is ALL wrong.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

The yellow brick road was actually white before Robau had to take a leak...

Robau is off to see the wizard. The wizard has fled the country in terror, but Robau will find him...

 

[cooleddie74]

The Tin Man wanted a heart.

The Scarecrow a brain.

The Cowardly Lion courage.

Robau?

Beer and pussy.

 

[Islander]

Robau CAN find the smurf's village by himself.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

I once dated Robau.
He shook me all night long.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is the reason Fraggle Rock had to relocate deep underground. His Hungry Man, Badass appetite knows few bounds.

 

[Islander]

The transformers evolved has a mean of hidding from Robau.

 

[cooleddie74]

The Roswell crash of 1947 was just one of Robau's favorite frisbees.

 

[Cyke101]

Atlantis sank when Robau did the standard cherry-bomb-in-the-toilet prank.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau wears a Brett Favre Vikings jersey.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau still roots for Michael Waltrip...because he knows the truth.

 

[The Wormhole]

The Tin Man wanted a heart.

The Scarecrow a brain.

The Cowardly Lion courage.

Robau?

Beer and pussy.

Robau sure as hell doesn't need to see a wizard for that.