The Dominion wishes it was as badass as Robau.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau didn't go bald. His hair follicles got scared of him and fled.
Robau is the other, other white meat.
(minutes after Robau enters restroom)
Random bridge officer: Lt. Kirk! We have confirmed reports of multiple hull breaches on decks 2 through 7! Hull integrity is critical! Shields are collapsing!
George Kirk: Red alert. All repair teams report report to emergency stations immediately. Divert all remaining power to the shields. We can't let that badass Robau s*** escape into space! God only knows what the consequences of THAT would be!
too bad nothing can kill him let alone cut him into bite sized portions.
Even if that were possible, bite-sized portions could feed a family of four. He's that meaty.
BLASPHEMER!!!Robau could've had three hundred scoops if he wanted to--but he knew the average consumer couldn't handle it.
Captain Robau, do not blame cooleddie74. He...has his doubts....
Robau could've had three hundred scoops if he wanted to--but he knew the average consumer couldn't handle it.
Captain Robau, do not blame cooleddie74. He...has his doubts....
Don't say that Robau will just smight his ass harder.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Robau does not taste like chicken, 'cause there aint no way that Robau is chicken in ANY way shape or form no sir.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about Captain Robau:
"Robau is badass. Really badass. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly badass he is. I mean you may think that an army of cybernetic Chuck Norrises is badass, but that's just peanuts to Robau. Listen..."
And so on.
"Robau is badass. Really badass. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly badass he is. I mean you may think that an army of cybernetic Chuck Norrises is badass, but that's just peanuts to Robau. Listen..."
And so on.
On the seventh day, Robau kept right on working.
Robau takes his coffee black but his mere presence makes it white
If Robau were to put on woman's clothing every man in the world would instantly be willing to turn gay.
Robau can turn the world on with his smile.
And when he frowns... watch out!
And Robau takes his sugar with coffee and cream.
If Robau was an enzyme he'd be DNA-Robauase so he could annihilate your entire genome.
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