And as I said before...he taught Chuck everything he knows about awesomeness....
He taught Bruce Wayne a few things about "theatricality", too.
Facts About Captain Robau
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And as I said before...he taught Chuck everything he knows about awesomeness....
He taught Bruce Wayne a few things about "theatricality", too.
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLASPHEMY!!!
(Thunderclap)THE GREAT ROBAU SHALL HEAR OF THIS--AND YE SHALL REGRET THE DAY YOU DARED TO SUGGEST THAT ROBAU IS NOT SMARTER THAN...A FIFTH GRADER!!!
Robau meat - does a body good.
Although you see Spock only had a small amount of red matter, the rest came from Robau. So when all the redmatter exploded, Robau was reborn.
Awesome.
So you see even if Robau was made into a badasswich... eventually his form would regenerate! Eww... but he's that awesome and then in the black hole that Narada was shoved into... Robau spent eternity kicking every Romulan's ass.
And they asked for more
Although you see Spock only had a small amount of red matter, the rest came from Robau. So when all the redmatter exploded, Robau was reborn.
Awesome.
So you see even if Robau was made into a badasswich... eventually his form would regenerate! Eww... but he's that awesome and then in the black hole that Narada was shoved into... Robau spent eternity kicking every Romulan's ass.
And they asked for more
No big deal. My friend's dad did that once (well, steak, he didn't care for lobster).
Lobsters turn red when they're boiled to death because they blush at the thought of seeing Robau in Heaven.
So do I, actually.
Apple has also decided to nickname all future releases of Mac OS X "Robau."
CДPTДIИ ЯФЬДЦ IS SФ ЪДDДSS, CУЯILLIC LЗTTЭЯIЙG LЗДЯИS TФ SPЭLL HIM...
Yelchin Chekov is entertained...by Robau.
(BTW, I take credit for inventing the Yelchin Chekov threadbomb
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Robau and Yelchin Chekov once held up a bank in Leningrad. They made off with the WHOLE BUILDING.
Captain Robau does not like green eggs and ham.
Sam I Am does not ask again.
And that would pretty much be the whole book.
Sam I Am does not ask again.
And that would pretty much be the whole book.
Captain Robau makes Flash Gordon look like a wimp.
Plecostomus
Commodore
I asked Robau to derust my mini-van. It is now the most awesome rust-free mini-van ever.
Sadly his awesometivity blew the head gasket, busted my speakers and caused my transmission to shift into 28th gear which is VERY impressive considering it's a four speed.
Sadly his awesometivity blew the head gasket, busted my speakers and caused my transmission to shift into 28th gear which is VERY impressive considering it's a four speed.
Captain Robau invented the internet.
And controls it to this day.
And Al Gore tried to steal the credit. Robau gave'm the what-for...and knocked his brains loose.
Which would explain a lot....
Robau can have multiple orgasms. WITHOUT tactile stimulation.
The Mighty Robau is merciful, but he does NOT tolerate such talk about his personal affairs!
The kind of debauchery we are doomed to settle for NEVER compares with such pleasure as he has devised with his loves....
He does NOT engage in the trash of mere mortals.
Don't think he can't, though. He just considers it beneath him.
The kind of debauchery we are doomed to settle for NEVER compares with such pleasure as he has devised with his loves....
He does NOT engage in the trash of mere mortals.
Don't think he can't, though. He just considers it beneath him.
Robau once asked George Kirk to apply wax to his scalp. George not only did it...but LOVED IT.
After he finished, he ran to Winona Kirk. You can figure out what happened next. Thus, Robau is responsible for the birth of james Tiberius Kirk.
Every time a bell rings, Robau just kicked someone's ass.
You can imagine the implications at a boxing match.
You can imagine the implications at a boxing match.
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