Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

Robau stopped using toothpaste at age 5 because he developed a layer of solid badass-tronium over the enamel.

 

[EnsignRicky]

ROBAU SAVES

 

[Yeoman Randi]

^ And gets 100% interest on his money.

 

[Cyke101]

Robau's milkshake brought all the boys to the yard. They became his personal army and soon conquered most of Eurasia. Robau's name became sacred and thus forbidden to say, so they called him Alexander the Great.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Back in his Academy days, he was known as Tickle Me Robau.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau gave The Dude pointers on abiding.

And the rug really pulls the whole Kelvin bridge together.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau run Bartertown.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau could eat Chuck Norris and pawn Batman, he just chooses not to becuase he respects them.

 

[Islander]

Robau isn't smarter than a fifth grader but do you know any fifth grader that would dare to say that?

 

[EnsignRicky]

When Robau pawns Batman, the pawn broker pays him twice what he's worth.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

When Robau goes on tv to beat the $10,000 Pyramid he literally beats the shit out of an Egyptian pyramid.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau uses a Goa'uld mother ship as a French tickler.

 

[Aragorn]

ABC had to cancel "Robau vs." and replace it with "Shaq vs." because Robau won at everything so there was no element of surprise or suspense.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau laughs at Lexx. He finds it very small, puny and insignificant.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau still uses Windows 95. He's too smart to fall for the new shit.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau is his own Operating System - he puts his finger on any computer and it automatically has the most badass OS ever. Windows 95 was Bill Gates attempt to copy the RobauOS.

 

[cooleddie74]

CДPTДIИ ЯФЬДЦ IS SФ ЪДDДSS, CУЯILLIC LЗTTЭЯIЙG LЗДЯИS TФ SPЭLL HIM...

 

[Aragorn]

The dinosaurs are extinct because Robau woke up hungry one day.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau is the reason why doves cry.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

If the Organians had tried to stop Robau from fighting Klingons he would have beaten their asses down.