Facts About Captain Robau

[Islander]

That's because Robau uses those 3 hours to change his oil, if you catch my drift!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

That's because Robau uses those 3 hours to change his oil, if you catch my drift!

Robau is wary of the direction you've steered this joke, and warns that he will not tolerate any jokes you may be planning on making at the expense of his "dipstick".

 

[Rush Limborg]

^Captain Robau: A WELL-OILED, LEAN, MEAN, FIGHTIN' MACHINE!!!

AVE CAPUT ROBAU MAXIMUS!!!

 

[Cyke101]

That's not a vertical warp core, that's Robau's dipstick.

And check out that ejection system, if you know what I mean.

 

[lennier1]

You really think it´s powered by something as puny as antimatter?

 

[Cyke101]

You really think it´s powered by something as puny as antimatter?

And even then, you don't want to know what powers it. Robau knows, but gentlemen never tell.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau is a dish best served cold.

With a side of slaw and a pickle.

 

[SalvorHardin]

There is an old Romulan proverb : Only Robau could go to the Narada

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Robau, (much like George Harrison) don't need your waa-waa.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau, (much like George Harrison) don't need your waa-waa.

He's got his mind set on you.
He's got his mind set on you.
He's got his mind set on you.
He's got his mind set on you.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau would have strangled Yoko in 1966 had he been able to find her at the time.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

There is an old Romulan proverb : Only Robau could go to the Narada

AND FUCK IT UP!!!!!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

There is an old Romulan proverb : Only Robau could go to the Narada

There is an older Romulan proverb: ARGHHHHHH!!!!

This was also inspired by Robau.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau knows what you do in that room when you're alone.

 

[Nick Ryder]

And Captain Robau does it better

 

[EnsignRicky]

To hell with Brian Boitano!

What would Captain Robau do?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

He'd do figure 8s all over him, fight grizzly bears, build a few pyramids and beat the shit out of Brian Dennehy. THATS what he'd do!

 

[barnaclelapse]

Robau "compelled" Bill Murray to lend his voice to the new Ghostbusters game.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

He'd do figure 8s all over him, fight grizzly bears, build a few pyramids and beat the shit out of Brian Dennehy. THATS what he'd do!

And then he'd kick Brian Boitano's ass.

Robau "compelled" Bill Murray to lend his voice to the new Ghostbusters game.

And we all know no one can resist being "compelled" by Captain Robau

 

[Yeoman Randi]

He'd do figure 8s all over him, fight grizzly bears, build a few pyramids and beat the shit out of Brian Dennehy. THATS what he'd do!

And then he'd kick Brian Boitano's ass.

Robau "compelled" Bill Murray to lend his voice to the new Ghostbusters game.

And we all know no one can resist being "compelled" by Captain Robau

Hell, right now, i'm even feeling compelled to kick Brian Boitano's ass myself!