Robau sneezing is the reason the song is called 99 Luftballoons and not 100 Luftballoons.
Facts About Captain Robau
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When Robau sneezes, he blesses himself.
^C'mon. What new blessings does he need?
He's Captain Robau, already!
He's Captain Robau, already!
If you stand outside somewhere Robau is protesting while armed he'll destroy you AND take your gun away, then he'll vaporize your gun because he doesn't need one becuase unlike you he isn't a girly man.
Captain Robau COULD be an Admiral. But commanding a starship just gets him tons more pussy.
Upon graduation from the Academy, Starfleet promoted Robau to the presidency of the Federation. Ever since, he's been working his way down just for shits and giggles.
Bad ass shits and giggles.
Bad ass shits and giggles.
Bad ass shits and giggles that could unmake the universe if they felt like it.
And they would do it for even more shits and giggles. Hence how shits and giggles reproduce.
Robau truly is the creator of all things, and apparently one hell of a love guru.
I personally can't see what giggles see in shits.
Wait a minute--how come HE gets away with the BLASPHEMY of claiming that Robau was ever anything other than a captain?
I didn't....
I didn't....
Robau has both the power and the authority to rewrite history as he sees fit. You don't
Robau has already re-written history, only YOU don't know it.
And if you don't watch out he will rewrite it again, only this time,
leaving you out of it.
And if you don't watch out he will rewrite it again, only this time,
leaving you out of it.
Ave Caput Robau Maximus! Ave Caput Robau Maximus!
(That's Latin, BTW....)
(That's Latin, BTW....)
Robau is going to pass whether Ian McKellan likes it or not.
^To heck with that--Roabu woud've defeated the balrog just by swallowing a Tic-Tac (Cool Mint flavor) and exhaling.
Frozen Balrog never had a chance.
Frozen Balrog never had a chance.
Robau smokes Cubans.
Not cigars.
ACTUAL Cubans.
Not cigars.
ACTUAL Cubans.
Robau smokes actual Cubans smoking Cuban cigars... He's that badass
And while carrying the entire island of Cuba on his back.
Robau got Fidel Castro to die--just by showing up.
Raul locked himself in his room until he left.
Raul locked himself in his room until he left.
"Today I am Cuban... tomorrow I am ROBAUAN! Don't hurt me Robau!"
Robau once made Fidel smoke a meat cigar.
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