On long plane rides, Robau prefers assaulted nuts.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau's ship doesn't actually fly at warp speed - celestial objects just flee from him in terror.
Captain Robau makes Flash Gordon look like a twit.
Flash Gordon's sole reason for existing is to do Robau's weekend laundry. By hand. On a rock.
On a scale of one to ten, Robau is the scale.
Robau is what you add to instant water.
To get Badassness, add testosterone to one cup of Robau. Stir. Let your ass get kicked. Serve in a sling.
Robau wears blue even though he is a Command officer, unlike in previous Trek. There is a reason for this. Command officers used to wear gold. One day, Robau arrived at the office of the Starfleet Commander-in-Chief (he was not summoned, for none shall summon Robau). Although honoured by the sheer presence of Robau, the C-in-C informed him "all command officers must wear gold". Robau fixed him with a deathly glare, his eyes aflame with rage. The C-in-C backed slowly out of the room, but this was not enough to save him. Starfleet General Order 58 now reads "Captain Robau shall wear whatever Captain Robau sees fit to wear". Other command officers in the new timeline wear blue in honour of Robau.
Whenever Robau wants to get laid, he alters the timeline to get as many chicks as he wants.
Captain Robau could kill YOU with just a thought, be thankful he hasn't.
A militant Janeway fan once talked smack about Robau, Five seconds later Before Dishonor was okayed by Pocket Books 
Captain Robau IS Death Before Dishonor.
Captain Robau knows where you are and he saw what you did.
Make your peace with Robau and accept his justice.
Captain Robau will kiiick your ass!
Robau knows what you did next summer.
Not possible, since Robau contains all testosterone that he hasn't seen fit to allow the rest of the universe to borrow.
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