Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

And Robau is so badass...he does only hot women who remind him of himself.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau makes his hot dogs from the guts of his enemies.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

The guts of Robau's enemies make themselves into hot dogs, actually. The punishment for not doing so is indescribable.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau makes hot dogs out of GREAT DANES.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau says: Dogs are a dish best served cold.

 

[Islander]

The universe is always expending: It's trying to get away from Robau.

 

[Jeri]

One cannot spend one's way out of a Robau crisis.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Even in a picture where he is far away and blury Robau is STILL the most badass thing in it.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau is the sixth Cylon.

 

[gimpy117]

Robau makes hot dogs out of GREAT DANES.

Robau makes hot dogs out of great danes AND his enemies, Dogs are leaner than Romulins so when mixed together it gives a good tasting dish without all the fat and calories.

 

[Jeri]

Robau makes a good-tasting dish which is best served cold.

 

[Destructor]

Robau is the reason God needs a spaceship.

 

[SilentP]

Robau is the reason God needs a spaceship.

Robau set the trend by flying around in the Kelvin to look pimpin'. It's unnecessary to do so, but Robau just likes to make sure.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau doesn't need to floss because food is too scared to get stuck in his teeth.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau makes pancakes the old fashioned way. From the ground up bones and tears of his vanquished enemies.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau knows what evil lurks in the heart of man.

 

[Islander]

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Robau can actually kick your ass yesterday.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau thinks... therefore you are dead meat.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau LIKES Enterprise. Say something about his taste, I dare you.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau's favorite battle cry is EAT PHOTONS AND DIE BITCH!