Facts About Captain Robau

[rgb1701]

The Kelvin was so large just to accomodate Robau's testicles.

 

[Islander]

Robau doesn't cast any shadow since he killed his as he doesn't like to be followed around all day long...

 

[rgb1701]

Robau's chest is so manly that his pecs are known as "chesticles".

 

[Islander]

"the Fantastic Four" is the codename for Robau, his penis and his two testicules.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau doesn't need extra fiber in his diet. He eats raw redwood trees.

 

[Islander]

^And he than craps a whole Ikea wall unit... pre-assembled.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Bill Adama: So Say ROBAU! SO SAY ROBAU!

 

[Squiggy]

Klingons have big foreheads in order to be more like Robau.

 

[cooleddie74]

The Klingon Empire has a yearly holiday in honor of Robau. It's called "Vanquish Thine Enemies Week."

 

[Islander]

Playing chess against Robau is completely safe, he'll beat easily mind you but it is only when he plays against himself that the resulting clash of unparralelled mind power causes all time to halt completely, and every molecule within a 5 mile radius explodes at the speed of light, complete protonic reversal, similar to what happens when the Ghostbusters "cross the streams."

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau can cross the streams. He INVENTED them in the first place.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau can cross the streams. He INVENTED them in the first place.

AND YOU DAMN WELL BETTER NOT SAY OTHERWISE OR ELSE!

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau can cross the streams. He INVENTED them in the first place.

AND YOU DAMN WELL BETTER NOT SAY OTHERWISE OR ELSE!

I have all-new cheap comments.

 

[BigMovieGeek]

In the future there is no global warming. Captain Robau told the Earth to buck up!

 

[Islander]

Aliens tried to settle on Earth but, in the mid 16th century, Robau found out and went to the site, kicked all the aliens in the nuts which sent them flying back into space.

The site is now a popular tourist attraction called Machu Picchu which means 'The last time the earth was under the threat of an alien invasion before Robau stepped in," in English.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau can animate a cartoon in real time.

 

[Praetor]

Robau invented and fulfilled the first predestination paradox.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

To attempt to create a Captain Robau abridged series would be madness.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau saw the future...and it is this thread.

 

[gimpy117]

it's a bird! It's a Plane! wait! no! It's Captain Robau!