Facts About Captain Robau

[gimpy117]

Patrick Ewing blows up hoops ans says "Ooops"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBF1lsZUlUIbut Robau blows up entire panets and says..."ooops"

 

[F. King Daniel]

The Vulcan traditional saying is “LLNP”. When speaking to Captain Robau they say “LLNPBMF”

 

[St. Squigolas]

Capt Robau is so intriguing, NBC inaugurated the series Law and Order: Robau, CBS debuted CSI: Robau and ABC premiered Lost: Robau- all on the same night and time.

They each had over 1 billion viewers.

 

[SantaEddie74]

Captain Robau's favorite candy? Swedish fish.

Not the chewy, cherry red licorice. Actual fish from Sweden. While still alive.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Cry woe, destruction, ruin, and decay: The worst is Robau, and Robau will have his day.

Chang only wanted to face Kirk warrior to warrior because Robau wasn't available.

 

[Islander]

Robau is a generous man: He'll give you a countdown from infinity down to zero headstart before killing you.

He'll still kill you, though...

 

[SantaEddie74]

Robau finds us ALL unworthy of him.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau finds us ALL unworthy of him.

especially the naysayers their doom will come soon Muwhahahah!

 

[Islander]

If Robau chalenges you to a gunfight duel, he'll give you both guns.

He'll still kill you, though...

 

[EnsignRicky]

When Robau challenges someone to a gun fight, they just shoot themselves.

 

[apenpaap]

Never bring a fist to a knife-fight.
Never bring a knife to a swordfight.
Never bring a sword to a gunfight.
Never bring a gun to an artillerryfight.
Never bring artillery to a nuclear fight.
Never bring a nuclear weapon to a fight with Captain Robau.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Never bring *yourself* to a fight with Captain Robau.

You lost before you were born.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Never bring a Debrune Teral'n to a.... Uh, never mind.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Never bring a Debrune Teral'n to a.... Uh, never mind.

Shame on you, EnsignRicky, shame on you...

Your penalty: Five posts on the supreme awesomeness and badassery of Robau, by midday tomorrow!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Never bring a Debrune Teral'n to a.... Uh, never mind.

Shame on you, EnsignRicky, shame on you...

Your penalty: Five posts on the supreme awesomeness and badassery of Robau, by midday tomorrow!

AND THERE BETTER BE LOTS OF ROBAU ASS KISSING OR ELSE!

 

[EnsignRicky]

It's ok, it was only a flesh wound. There's a deleted scene showing him digging it out with a rusty pair of tweezers, vowing vengeance for the ruined shirt.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

It's ok, it was only a flesh wound. There's a deleted scene showing him digging it out with a rusty pair of tweezers, vowing vengeance for the ruined shirt.

It's okay, people. False alarm. EnsignRicky's feeling fine again!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

EnsignRicky's feeling fine again!

Only because Robau willed it so.

 

[Praetor]

Robau's no moon. He's a space station.

 

[EnsignRicky]

When Robau took the Kobayashi Maru, he stole a shuttle craft and disappeared.
He returned two hours later with the real Kobayashi Maru in tow, it's bulkhead adorned with the skulls of a thousand Klingon warriors.