Facts About Captain Robau

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Captain Robau is uncircumcised because there is no material known tough enough to cut Robau's foreskin.

 

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Robau can pat his head and rub his belly simultaneously. With no hands.

 

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Robau and Sean Connery were both contestants on Jeopardy. They kicked Trebek's ass all the way onto the Wheel of Fortune.

 

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Little known facts about Captian Robau's daily hygiene:

Robau uses Tholian Webs as dental floss. Only from the finest Tholian flagships.

Robau uses baby Hortas as Loofahs in the shower.

Robau gargles with the breast milk of 40 Vulcan virgins.

 

[gimpy117]

when they tried to patent the idea for "Captain America" the patent office denied it why? because a super soldier already existed: Captain Robau.

 

[Jeri]

We saw the movie again tonight, and Captain Robau's thread made me laugh even though they were all dying.

 

[gimpy117]

We saw the movie again tonight, and Captain Robau's thread made me laugh even though they were all dying.

Robau didn't actually die, he recognized that "pretending" to die would in fact make the plot better...so he feigned his death and teleported home with his powers to have a scotch or two. the Romulins were relieved he left.

 

[Jeri]

Indeed they were. Captain Robau doesn't need to open cans of whoopass; he makes his own from scratch.

 

[gimpy117]

Indeed they were. Captain Robau doesn't need to open cans of whoopass; he makes his own from scratch.

are they approved by the FDA and where can I get one?

 

[stonester1]

Gotta go to the Man himself. Unfortunately, it's a hazardous material only Robau is badass enough to handle safely.

Fate of the universe and all that.

 

[dahj]

are they approved by the FDA and where can I get one?

Captain Robau doesn't need FDA approval, FDA needs Captain Robau's approval.

 

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In Soviet Russia, Robau ass kicks YOU!

 

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Indeed they were. Captain Robau doesn't need to open cans of whoopass; he makes his own from scratch.

Robau's cans of whoopass open themselves, with honor.

 

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Captain Robau giggles like a school boy every morning while reviewing the latest lolcats-
http://icanhascheezburger.com/

(...remember- sensitive with a playful child-like sensibility, whilst KICKING ASS )

 

[Jeri]

Captain Robau makes onions cry.

 

[gimpy117]

"Other than Captain Robau, we have nothing to fear but fear but fear itself" -FDR

 

[cooleddie74]

"Ask not what Captain Robau can do for you...ask what YOU can do for CAPTAIN ROBAU.

Or else." - JFK, alternate timeline 1961

 

[Plecostomus]

"Never have so few given so much to Captain Robau."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Robau has nothing to offer but blood, sweat and the tears of his vanquished enemies."

 

[Jeri]

Even though Captain Robau's credit cards have no limit, last week he maxed them out.