Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

And Robau's penis?

Mightier than both.

 

[Jeri]

If you have $5, and Captain Robau has $5, Captain Robau has more money than you.

 

[rgb1701]

If you have $5, and Captain Robau has $5, Captain Robau has more money than you.

If you have $5 and Robau has 0$, Robau *still* has more money than you.

 

[rgb1701]

Silly Rabbit, Trix are ALL ROBAU's

 

[rgb1701]

Robau used 3 Hortas and an Excalbian as silicon penile implants.

 

[rgb1701]

At Robau's birth, all females of all species everywhere immediately began lactating and migrated to Robau's homeworld.

 

[rgb1701]

Robau cries when he calls his Mom on Mother's Day via subspace cell phone

(...hey, he's a sensitive guy)

 

[Jolantru]

Robau is so badass, he went back through the black hole to present day to bitch slap all the lame trekkie fans who complained about the alternate timeline.

 

[Islander]

rgb1701 is having a Robau overdose.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau has declared peanut butter illegal.

Get over it and move on with life already!

 

[rgb1701]

rgb1701 is having a Robau overdose.

...or a *very* boring day, plus flashes of inspiration

 

[Plecostomus]

rgb1701 is having a Robau overdose.

...or a *very* boring day, plus flashes of inspiration

Captain Robau is here to cure you of your inspiration now bend over.

 

[rgb1701]

STAR TREK II (XII) - The Wrath of ROBAU

Plot summary-

Having faked his death at the hands of Nero and crew by applying the Vulcan "Death Grip" to himself, Robau exacts revenge on all Romulans for destroying the Kelvin by making a Supernova go off near Romulus to destroy their homeworld.

...(Last one for a while, I promise )

 

[Plecostomus]

...(Last one for a while, I promise )

Robau will not be pleased if you stop posting.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau invented the chompy curshy things, the water turbine of death, the 70 deck turbolift shaft and the thruster boots.

Why, you ask?

No mere mortal can understand The Badass Captain Robau.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Captain Robau arm wrestled Admiral Adama to a stalemate; He's just that Badass.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

When Admiral Adama says "So say we all" he actually means "So says Captain Robau."

 

[rgb1701]

...(Last one for a while, I promise )

Robau will not be pleased if you stop posting.

...well, if you twist my arm...

Robau can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich- with only jelly.

 

[rgb1701]

(...this thread is like crack )

SInce no one was awesome enough to conceive Capt Robau, Robau was required to go back in time, find his mother and conceive himself.

(...good night- off to whisper "Robau" in my wife's ear . Hey- she saw the movie with me on the Imax- twice)

 

[Islander]

(...this thread is like crack )

SInce no one was awesome enough to conceive Capt Robau, Robau was required to go back in time, find his mother and conceive himself.

(...good night- off to whisper "Robau" in my wife's ear . Hey- she saw the movie with me on the Imax- twice)

No good enough. Robau actually made a clone of himself gave it a sex change operation to do himself.