Facts About Captain Robau

[Islander]

The Klingon dared Robau to eat Gagh... Their shortage lasted unil 2308.

 

[erebus]

When Robau wants his brain teased, he applies a Denevan neural parasite to himself, then wills it off onto his morning plate when the fun is over. Mmmm, Denevan parasite omelette...

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Neural_parasite_(23rd_century)

with par-boiled tribbles in a nice cianti sauce.

 

[erebus]

The Klingon dared Robau to eat Gagh... Their shortage lasted unil 2308.

Captain Robau uses Gagh for his delicious live version of Spagetti Bolognese to make it more protien nutritious.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Nero didn't mean to kill Robau; He was just trying to extract more red matter.

 

[Islander]

Nero didn't killed Robau. Nero was absorbed into Robau and Robau took his place just so that the movie could be finished.

 

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Robau cracks dilithium crystals by squeezing them between his ass cheeks.

 

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Robau mud wrestles with a dozen female Hortas just to get his rocks off...

 

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Robau came across Nomad first. When Nomad tried to mind-erase Robau, Robau's mental waves f*cked up Nomad's memory banks somthin' fierce. Bored with the toy, Robau tossed it back out the hatch.

 

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Robau once bankrupted the Ferengi Empire with a Ponzi scheme.

 

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Robau licked the balls of a wild, ornery Selat on Vulcan, because it seemed logical at the time.

 

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When Robau orders a value menu Double Cheesburger, he gets *three* meat patties. without sayin' nothin.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau made the Guardian of Forever out of some spare parts on the Kelvin when he was bored one day.

 

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Robau's unused condoms are used for inflatable emergency shelters on Federation worlds.

 

[Islander]

All Federation issued condom are personally tested by Robau.

 

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When Robau asks to "Supersize" his combo meal, they always give him the restaurant.

 

[stonester1]

Robau once bankrupted the Ferengi Empire with a Ponzi scheme.

Which inspired at least half of the Rules of Acquisition.

 

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The Binars were Unitards until Robau split every last one into two.

 

[stonester1]

The Naussicans never ask Robau to play Damjahd. Ever. They lose, and then he kicks their asses for even thinking about saying something disrespectful about Starfleet.

And not just the mouthy thugs at the table. ALL Naussicans. Ever.

Then again for stabbing Picard in the back.

Fucktards.

 

[Islander]

The Binars were Unitards until Robau split every last one into two.

The Greek way...

 

[Squiggy]

All Federation issued condom are personally tested by Robau.

All Federation women are personally tested by Robau.