Facts About Captain Robau

[erebus]

The last digits of PI in base 26 are UABOR, because at the end of the universe is Captain Robau, not just a mathematically superior badass, but THE superior badass of all subjects including math.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau didn't graduate from the Academy. He told the commandant he was through and was leaving. And that was it.

 

[stonester1]

Captain Robau audits the IRS and has found numerous filling errors.

And they sent him a check.

In fact, they sent him all of the checks. And all of the rest of the population of Eastern Europe, where he was subsequently made King.

He politely informed them he already ruled them, he just is too badass to have to make a point of it.

 

[stonester1]

Robau didn't graduate from the Academy. He told the commandant he was through and was leaving. And that was it.

And yet, he still is on record for graduating, and still got his commission.

And rank, as Captain, setting precedent, allowing PineKirk to follow in his footsteps.

 

[erebus]

Robau didn't graduate from the Academy; The academy graduated from Captain Robau.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau entered the Academy in an unconventional way:

Through the massive hole he blew in the admissions office with trilithium.

 

[Islander]

Robau had a side-job as a teacher at the Academy to pay his academy tuition.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau didn't need a teacher at the Academy. He taught himself...as well as all the other cadets.

 

[erebus]

but they waived the tuition fees anyway because they were just so glad to have him.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau was voted "Most Likely to Die in the Most Frickin' Badass Way Imaginable" by his graduating class.

 

[Islander]

And he took the teacher side job just to make sure it was done right.

 

[Islander]

Robau was elected both King AND queen of the prom...

 

[erebus]

and also the rook, knight, bishop and pawn

 

[cooleddie74]

And gave himself the Top door prize at the same event.

 

[Islander]

On his acceptance speech, he thanked himself, then God.

 

[cooleddie74]

Then God, for making him so he could thank God for making him.

 

[erebus]

Captain Robau can bootstrap himself.

 

[stonester1]

but they waived the tuition fees anyway because they were just so glad to have him.

Starfleet Academy doesn't have tuition fees, being a service academy.

However, it wasn't always like that...until Robau...

 

[stonester1]

On his acceptance speech, he thanked himself, then God.

And God sayeth, "Nay, Captain Robau, thank YOU."

 

[erebus]

starfleet introduced tuition fees only once for Captain Robau so they could have the pleasure and priviledge of waiving them.