Facts About Captain Robau

[St. Squigolas]

When he heard that he was going to get played by Tahir, Robau traveled back in time and killed him. Robau gets played by no man!

(BTW, if you haven't googled "Captain Robau" recently, you should).

 

[SantaEddie74]

Robau cubed?

ROBAU DOESN'T GET TRAPPED IN CUBES!

He can if he wants to.

Sometimes things can get a little freaky, and if that's the way things are heading....well, The Robau can dig it.

Robau will enter a cube IF and ONLY IF said cube contains naked women, pizza and/or beer. And even then he'll be the most badass thing inside that cube.

 

[ITL]

When he heard that he was going to get played by Tahir, Robau traveled back in time and killed him. Robau gets played by no man!

(BTW, if you haven't googled "Captain Robau" recently, you should).

SECOND ITEM! YES!

 

[SantaEddie74]

Googling Captain Robau.

Best sexual euphemism of the 23rd century.

 

[urbandk]

If you type in Captain Robau and hit "I'm feeling lucky," Robau won't kill you. Maybe.

 

[SantaEddie74]

Typing in Captain Robau gives your computer an orgasm.

 

[St. Squigolas]

Typing in Captain Robau gives me an orgasm.

 

[SantaEddie74]

Thinking about Squiggy typing in Robau gives me MULTIPLE orgasms.

I need help.

 

[St. Squigolas]

The only think that makes Robau orgasm?

Robau.

 

[SantaEddie74]

Robau doesn't orgasm. He releases badass juice.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Robau is so badass, when he communicates with another vessel, it doesn't show the Starfleet insignia, it shows a warning: "We've got a Robau -- Prepare yourself".

 

[urbandk]

Robau once violated teh cannon, but nobody gave a rat's ass. He's Robau. He can do whatever the hell he wants.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Robau doesn't orgasm. He releases badass juice.

Have you noticed how in every single thread you manage to gross me out at least once?

 

[urbandk]

The canon fantasized about being violated by Robau.

 

[EnsignRicky]

In the new special edition of Star Trek IV, Kirk, Spock and McCoy will now sing Ro, Ro, Ro your Bau.

Number one on Google, total badass awesomeness with a capital R.

 

[urbandk]

The genetically engineered Khan was just a botched attempt to create another Robau.

 

[erebus]

The genesis device uses protomatter to reorganise matter at the sub-atomic level. Captain Robau can do that with just one look.

 

[urbandk]

The Narada's drill was really just Robau pissing out the window.

 

[erebus]

The Narada's drill was really just Robau pissing out the window.

The blood of an alien can eat though metal. Robou's urine makes planets impode.

 

[St. Squigolas]

The reason why the Enterprise is so friggin' huge is to make up for the lack of Robau.