Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau ordered his uniform one size to small.. in order to further intimidate time traveling Roumulans with his badass lats and pecs.
On a side note, Nero's look was very stilish- in a rugged, masculine way.
So, Captain Robau doesn't need to be stilish to be masculine; he's still incredibly badass even when he's wearing a tight, tight shirt.
So, Captain Robau doesn't need to be stilish to be masculine; he's still incredibly badass even when he's wearing a tight, tight shirt.
Captain Robau wasn't killed by Nero's spring-loaded lance. The lance was killed by Robau.
I still prefer to think that Robau more than gladly swallowed the lance whole through his chest. That's why we don't see it for the rest of the movie.
Robau gains sustainance and power for his Badassness through the consumption of raw metal.
Robau didn't die on the Narada. He left his corporeal body to become one with the Prophets. And conquer them and their realm.
After Nero attempted to murder Robau (by killing his publicity double, Faran Tahir, who Robau created so that he wouldn't have to be annoyed by the paparazzi), Robau waited inside an asteroid for 154 years, then caused the Hobus Supernova, destroying Romulus as his vengeance.
Which is strange, since Robau already was more powerful than Nero could possibly imagine.
Red Matter? Bottled Robau jizz. BAD ASS.
When the Borg says "resistance is futile" they're really referring to Captain Robau.
Fluidic space was really just regular space till it heard about Robau and creamed itself.
Captain Robau is considered to be at warp ten at all times as his reputation and aura are omnipresent.
The Kelvin's nacelle is just there for looks. The ship is actually pushed by Robau's awesomeness.
Q once tried to put Robau on trial. As punishment Q now has to put on a super retarded outfit for every future trial.
If Robau was the captain of Voyager, it would have been the Delta quadrant that was stranded on Robau.
When converted to pure data, Robau's transporter signature is Pi.
Robau isn't really bald, it's just that mere corporeal beings cannot process the awesomeness of his haircut. Somewhere in 8th dimensional space there is a floating head of hair... and it is worshipped.
Fluidic space was really just regular space till it heard about Robau and creamed itself.
Captain Robau is considered to be at warp ten at all times as his reputation and aura are omnipresent.
The Kelvin's nacelle is just there for looks. The ship is actually pushed by Robau's awesomeness.
Q once tried to put Robau on trial. As punishment Q now has to put on a super retarded outfit for every future trial.
If Robau was the captain of Voyager, it would have been the Delta quadrant that was stranded on Robau.
When converted to pure data, Robau's transporter signature is Pi.
Robau isn't really bald, it's just that mere corporeal beings cannot process the awesomeness of his haircut. Somewhere in 8th dimensional space there is a floating head of hair... and it is worshipped.
First day as a Cadet he went on an away mission wearing a red shirt. He was the only survivor.
Robau made Khan and Nero both realise they're dumbasses.
You cannot kill Robau. His indomitable soul-- freed from its flesh shell-- merely bided its time in the depths of space. It drew untold matter and energy to it, forming a cocoon. A cocoon from which a newer and mightier Robau would emerge.
The ignorant Romulans perceived Robau's shell to be a mere star.
After a century spent forging a new bodily vessel worthy to harbor his spirit, Robau burst forth from his celestial cocoon. It was with the force of a trillion supernovas he did this. The energy was not wasted. Robau commanded it as effortlessly as one clecnches his own fist. And it was at his command that this energy consumed Romulus in a cleansing fire. Robau lived again, and all those who defied him were naught but ash and cinder.
Don't fuck with Robau.
The ignorant Romulans perceived Robau's shell to be a mere star.
After a century spent forging a new bodily vessel worthy to harbor his spirit, Robau burst forth from his celestial cocoon. It was with the force of a trillion supernovas he did this. The energy was not wasted. Robau commanded it as effortlessly as one clecnches his own fist. And it was at his command that this energy consumed Romulus in a cleansing fire. Robau lived again, and all those who defied him were naught but ash and cinder.
Don't fuck with Robau.
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