Facts About Captain Robau

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau won't give up on us baby...he will still come through.

 

[M'Sharak]

just what IS with you people and Robau?!?!

What do you mean by "you people?"

I mean.... you people!!!!

This may be helpful.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

But- nothing's more helpful than The Badass Captain Robau.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau welded the frame of my bike by pointing at it and making arc-welder sounds.

 

[Squiggy]

Robau is greater than the sum of his parts, which are pretty awesome.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau wants 1800 posts by this time tomorrow.

 

[Plecostomus]

Post twice if you have to, FEED THE ROBAU!

 

[SalvorHardin]

Doing my part for 1800

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Speaking of 1800, Captain Robau invented the voltaic pile.

 

[Hedbergian]

Man, forget torpedoes. Robau is so badass, he pounds the viewscreen with his fists until the other ships explode.

 

[Plecostomus]

Robau also invented German potato salad... chop up a couple of cooked taters, add some mayo, pepper, onions and a half-pound of creamed Nazi bastards. Salt to taste.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spider Man's spidey sense tingles.

Robau's robauey sense gives him a boner.

 

[Aragorn]

Easy Mac is for people too stupid to understand mac and cheese out of a box. But if Easy Mac is still too difficult for you to comprehend, there's Robau Mac.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau's rPod has 80 petabytes of data capacity, and contains enough of his musings to last the length of a civilization.

Oh, and the hamster dance.

 

[Aragorn]

When Captain Robau plays Contra, it's the computer that needs to UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, START in order to face him.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

"If I'd listened to everything you want, 'Star Trek' would be shit." - Captain Robau, 1988

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau needs no reason to be awesome.

Robau has won every Academy Award in the past 200 years, but didn't let it get known because if everyone knew how awesome he is, they would commit global suicide.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

But they still won't because they want to live to see what badass thing the Great and Glorious Leader His Majesty The Badass Captain Robau will do next.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Robau is immortal. He can be "blown" up a million times and still come back to kick your ass

 

[Daneel]

Captain Robau single-handedly went back in time and leaked the workprint version of X-Men Origins: Wolverine.