Listening to Robau before transcending to the next dimension would destroy our eardrums. Only on a higher plane can he be heard without killing us all.
Facts About Captain Robau
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And yet even with you being on a higher plane Captain Robau is still more badass than you.
Robau will ALWAYS be at least one plane higher than the best of us.
Robau IS the higher plane. You can never reach it.
(BTW, why are there Tags for this thread like, "boner brigade" and "why no erection?"
(BTW, why are there Tags for this thread like, "boner brigade" and "why no erection?"
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Because we're dysfunctional and weird.
Because we're dysfunctional and weird.
^ Or is it that no erection can match that of The Robau?
"meaty robau"?????? LOL!
Robau doesn't get hard. He gets VAST.
Boner Brigade = Captain Robau's Boner Brigade
Why No Erection = Captain Robau is hung like a horsehead nebula. When he sees one of us, with our insignificant penises compared to his massive cock, he asks "why no erection...bitch?"
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Robau and Sisko were spotted sitting in a bar in Toledo drinking Vodka direct from the bottle.
They evacuated the city as a precaution.
They evacuated the city as a precaution.
Zod kneels before Robau.
Kryptonite doesn't harm Robau. It only makes him ten times more badass.
Robau once thought about joining the Foreign Legion. But its standards of badassness were never up to his.
Robau's draw is so awesome and so vast that he only needs to appear in one trailer one week out for 2 seconds to make Star Trek the greatest story ever told.
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