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Facts About Captain Robau

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Listening to Robau before transcending to the next dimension would destroy our eardrums. Only on a higher plane can he be heard without killing us all.
 
Robau IS the higher plane. You can never reach it.

(BTW, why are there Tags for this thread like, "boner brigade" and "why no erection?"
 
Robau IS the higher plane. You can never reach it.

(BTW, why are there Tags for this thread like, "boner brigade" and "why no erection?"


Boner Brigade = Captain Robau's Boner Brigade
Why No Erection = Captain Robau is hung like a horsehead nebula. When he sees one of us, with our insignificant penises compared to his massive cock, he asks "why no erection...bitch?"
 
Captain Robau created the swine flu from a drop of his blood to take care of those who do not recognize him.
 
Robau and Sisko were spotted sitting in a bar in Toledo drinking Vodka direct from the bottle.

They evacuated the city as a precaution.
 
If McG or Brett Ratner even THOUGHT about making a Robau movie, the Captain would go back in time and kill their ancestors.
 
Robau once thought about joining the Foreign Legion. But its standards of badassness were never up to his.
 
Robau's draw is so awesome and so vast that he only needs to appear in one trailer one week out for 2 seconds to make Star Trek the greatest story ever told.

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