Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau can flash-fry a rhino in 40 seconds.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau couldmake Shaft cry.
When Greedo met Captain Robau, he didn't shoot first. He knew better. As Lucas knew better not to reedit his shit.
The snake in Raiders of the Lost Ark shook his head and moaned in despair, "Robau, why did it have to be Captain Robau?"
The snake in Raiders of the Lost Ark shook his head and moaned in despair, "Robau, why did it have to be Captain Robau?"
The women shout, "CAPTAIN ROBAU!"
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau thinks we can hit 1,750 posts by the end of today.
Note he's not actually asking he's telling you. Get to it. Bitch.
Note he's not actually asking he's telling you. Get to it. Bitch.
Captain Robau laughs at Klingons because hesays their sissys.
Who's the bald Starfleet hero
That's a death machine to all of Nero?
ROBAU! You damn right.
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For the Kelvin, man?
ROBAU! Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's Romulans all about?
ROBAU! Right on!
They say this Robau is a bad mother-
(Shut yo' mouth!)
But I'm talkin' about Robau
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his ship
Richard Robau
One Robau to rule them all
One Robau to grill them
One Robau to round them up
And in darkest space kill them
One Robau to grill them
One Robau to round them up
And in darkest space kill them
The reason The Earth has never been destroyed is because Captain Robau likes this planet, and you don't everwant to piss Captain Robau off.
Captain Robau shaved his head because hair never got him laid.
robau can get laid, hair or not.
Captain Robau points and laughs at cannonites.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau is going to be pissed if we don't hit 1,500 posts... bitch.
Every goddamn childhood-raping thing about this movie SUCKS!
Except for Captain Robau.
Captain Robau doesn't get blown up. He just punches his way into any damn canon he wants.
Hey, I might be a fanatic, but I'm not COMPLETELY crazy!
Except for Captain Robau.
Captain Robau doesn't get blown up. He just punches his way into any damn canon he wants.
Hey, I might be a fanatic, but I'm not COMPLETELY crazy!
captain robau finds your inability to read the post-count number hysterical.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau don't care what you find hysterical. Captain Robau counts his own way. Captain Robau demands that this thread hit 1,500 posts today OR ELSE! *clap of thunder*
Captain Robau conceived me via a time machine. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau is very proud of you.
Captain Robau can kick Brian Boitano's ass.
Captain Robau has no larynx. He communicates telepathically to his underlings, who speak for him. ~~~ This thread has me laughing my butt off. There's a version of these facts for my RPG character... Thanks, I'll add more!
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