Facts About Captain Robau

[Kpnuts]

Don't you guys have anything better to do?

Is the joke really that funny nearly four months on?

This is not a joke, and Captain Robau DOES NOT approve of your attitude.

Wow what amazing humour. You guys are so cool.

 

[Gepard]

^Oh go put on a sombrero.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Wow, I'm getting some deja vu here, guys.

Did Captain Robau break the space-time continuim again?

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau has disposed of the non-believer. In totally unrelated news the galley will be serving pork on a stick for dinner tonight seasoned with tears, blood and grilled with rage.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau prefers speckled jelly beans to spiced ones.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau built Tony Stark in a cave, with a box of scraps!

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau IS Iron Man.

 

[Aragorn]

Robau doesn't need UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START to play Contra. He's that badass!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau will return one day pray you do not cross him on that day.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau thinks there aren't enough nuts in a Snickers bar.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

The reason the Enterprise's nacelle caps are blue is because the reactors are in the nacelles.

The reason the Kelvin's nacelle cap is orange is because the Kelvin's reactor is in Captain Robau's pants.

 

[Aragorn]

Gauntlet was the first video game made with the intent of eating your quarters. Robau reached Gauntlet's kill screen... using just a nickel.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau cannot be killed by conventional means. The only way you can do it involves energies greater than mortal man can ever hope to harness.

 

[The Wormhole]

Did Captain Robau break the space-time continuim again?

Of course. To Captain Robau, breaking the space-time continuum is like a karate master chopping a block of wood with his hand. Except Captain Robau just uses his intense glare.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Did Captain Robau break the space-time continuim again?

Of course. To Captain Robau, breaking the space-time continuum is like a karate master chopping a block of wood with his hand. Except Captain Robau just uses his intense glare.

Actually its more like breaking a very very weak twig.

 

[Aragorn]

Getting a perfect March Madness bracket is called a "Robau."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

People wonder why San Diego is called America's Finest City, as if they need a reason or explanation.

HERE'S YOUR EXPLANATION, BITCHES!!!

 

[Hoshi_Mayweather]

I thought 'Captain Robau' looked familiar as one of the villains in 'Iron Man.'

 

[Hartzilla2007]

I thought 'Captain Robau' looked familiar as one of the villains in 'Iron Man.'

Nah if Captain Robau was an Iron Man villian then there wouldn't be enough of Tony Stark left to fit in a match box.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau is cooking dinner tonight, and you WILL ask for seconds... bitch.