Facts About Captain Robau

[Aragorn]

Robau is blown to smithereens five minutes into the movie. But what they left out is that his essence is transferred throughout the solar system into seven people -- Uhura, Scotty, Sulu, Chekov, Spock, McCoy and Kirk. And as adults, the seven of them can combine to form Robaustator.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robaaaaaaau He's the savior of the universe.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau knew BILL BRASKY!!!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau can drink a crapload of booze and not have a hangover the next day.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau's turds are considered legal tender on Proxima Colony.

 

[Aragorn]

By the power of Robau... I have the powerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau taught mankind how to love its women.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau taught mankind how to love its women.

And we have a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long way to go before we can come 1/10 of the way to the way he does it.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau eats Frosted Flakes because he likes the tiger on the box.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau once grew a third arm made of solid gold.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau once grew a third arm made of solid gold.

Then him grew a fourth arm made of solid WIN!

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau can brush his teeth while eating.

 

[Captain MAJ]

Captain Robau can pee when he has an erection. He has to, since he's always erect.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Skynet is really tring to kill John Conner because one day John will get struck by lightening while haveing sex with a woman and that is how Robau is concieved and Skynet is scared shitless by Robau.

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau's Xbox 360 doesn't get the red ring of death because Robau IS the red ring of death.

 

[Plecostomus]

Skynet is really tring to kill John Conner because one day John will get struck by lightening while haveing sex with a woman and that is how Robau is concieved and Skynet is scared shitless by Robau.

Evil Entities Scared Shitless By Robau:

1) The Borg
2) The Romulans
3) The Cylons (Nu and Classic)
4) COBRA
5) Skynet
6) The Decpticons
7) Prince Lotor
8) Skeletor and Hordak
9) The Internal Revenue Service
10) The Post Office

(Note this is a partial list. Disagreeing with any of its contents is grounds for being put on a different list.)

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau can defeat SkyNet with a toothpick and staring.

 

[Dart]

Captain Robau could put the snakes back in Ireland with a click of his fingers.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau CAN beam through raised shields.

 

[Captain MAJ]

Captain Robau is the real leader of S.H.E.I.L.D. Nick Fury is just a front man.