Robau's rage is like getting kick in the nuts, swift, unbelieveably painful, and amusing to people watching.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau commands Hartzilla2007 to jump into the volcano and bring him back two teaspoons of lava.
Captain Robau once drank Postum and invented Sanka.
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No, he drinks Postum and shits blood.
Like everyone else who drinks that shit.
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Captain Robau mainlines cloves of garlic for breakfast.
THAT is why there are no vampires aboard the Kelvin.
THAT is why there are no vampires aboard the Kelvin.
Captain Robau knocked up Bristol Palin and got away with it.
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Captain Robau munches carpet, and that's not a euphemism... the engineers got tired of patching the floor on the Kelvin and installed tile.
Captain Robau once traveled back in time to conceive Faran Tahir.
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Captain Robau scared Mr. T so bad he became Mr. Clean.
Captain Robau's mouth cuts the rooves of pieces of Captain Crunch.
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Continued exposure to Captain Robau will result in severe bleeding, abdominal pain, cardiac arrhythmia and/or loss of scalp and penis. Do not apply Captain Robau to skin, or take internally. Ask your doctor if Captain Robau is right for you.
Penises often experience four-hour-long Captain Robaus.
Captain Robau once shot a man by pointing is finger at the man and going pew. The man then exploded.
"Fleeing from the Robau tyranny, the last Battlestar, Galactica, leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest for a shining planet--known as Earth."
Until Robau finds them and totally obliterates them.
^That's why Galactica 1980 only lasted 10 episodes.
And we thank Robau for that.
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