Captain Robau isn't here right now he's busy inslaving an entire galaxy single handedly when he returns he will return your call.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau once saved a cat stuck in a tree. By cutting both down and putting the kitty in the fridge for later.
Captain Robau is immune to entropy.
If Gaeta tried to list chrges against Captain Robau he wouldn't tell Gaeta to shove them up his ass, he would force Gaeta to write them out then take the papers staple them in a way so the sharp ends of the staples are sticking out and finally shove the papers and their sharp staples up Gaeta's ass, kick him in the balls, break his other leg, kick in in the stomach while he's down, leave the room, turn off the lights, close the door, and yell BADASS.
He's Captain Robau...and you are JACKASS.
I requested this, see the thread: http://forums.filefront.com/st-a2-m...omeone-who-mods-favor-please.html#post4791167 so anyone who agees or has Ideas, BACK ME UP....for ROBAU!!!
Captain Robau once ran into V'Ger. And assimilated IT.
You sir are the man, well as long as Captain Robau isn't in the room that is. Also I hope they do it because I want one.
No you didn't just diss Capt. Robau. If his ship got shot out from under his ass, its becasue he wanted it shot out from under his ass.
Plecostomus
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Indeed, and he wanted his ship shot out from under his ass because he wanted a NEW more BAD ASS ship. One that could destroy the Scimitar from Nemesis by firing Borg Cubes at it.
Fact: Captain Robau cried when Christian Bale went ballistic on him
Plecostomus
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All this stuff about Robau is funny stuff but there is one factual thing I know about Captain Robau.
Captain Robau got his ship shot out from under his ass.
May god have mercy on your soul because Captain Robau will not.
Wait, I thought God and Captain Robau were one and the same?
All this stuff about Robau is funny stuff but there is one factual thing I know about Captain Robau.
Captain Robau got his ship shot out from under his ass.
May god have mercy on your soul because Captain Robau will not.
Wait, I thought God and Captain Robau were one and the same?
Oh in that case Plecostomus is just screwed then.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Oh in that case Plecostomus is just screwed then.
Well as long as Captain Robau is the one screwing me I won't mind. Men greater than I have gone gay for Captain Robau.
The tears were then used as a corrosive acid, which promptly melted Bale's face off.
Captain Robau can rip the fabric of space/time at will.
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