Facts About Captain Robau

[Woulfe]

There is no Playmates version of Captain Robau, because a simple action figure can't contain his badassness, he'd break the mold time and time again.

 

[Plecostomus]

There is no Playmates version of Captain Robau, because a simple action figure can't contain his badassness, he'd break the mold time and time again.

Also the machine that injection-molds the action-figures can't process pure condensed AWESOME.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau's 12-inch doll will not only have realistic genitalia...but he'll FUCK you silly with it.

 

[cooleddie74]

Suicide bombing started because terrorists are trying to prevent Captain Robau from being born, for they have seen into the future and witnessed his badassness......and they fear it.

Captain Robau be Praised!

(*Tongue yelps and phaser rifles wave in the air*)

 

[Hartzilla2007]

If the movie bombs JJ Abrams will have to answer to Captain Robau, and after he's done with Abrams he's coming after all the Trekkies who didn't see the movie

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau doesn't use Bluetooth. He has the cell phone surgically installed in his ear canal.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

300 Borg Drones armed with huge guns once tried to kill Captain Robau, he laughed at them and then hacked them to pieces with his bare hands.

 

[sbk1234]

Capt. Robau is music, and he writes the songs.

 

[Aragorn]

If Felix Gaeta attempted to take over the ship, Robau would tear Gaeta's remaining limbs off by hand and beat him to death with them.

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Captain Robau doesn't use Bluetooth. He has the cell phone surgically installed in his ear canal.

And he performed the surgery himself with a sledgehammer and a can of vaseline.

 

[TheHungarian]

When Captain Robau says "Fire phasers" all enemy ships within 12 lightyears simultaneously explode.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is the fire in which we burn.

 

[The Wormhole]

Captain Robau is the predator which stalks us all. You can try to outrun him with weapons and technology, but in the end, he'll get you.

 

[SalvorHardin]

I rather believe that Captain Robau is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment because it will never come again.

 

[The Wormhole]

I rather believe that Captain Robau is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment because it will never come again.

Picard: "After all, Richard, we're only mortal."
Robau: "Speak for yourself. I plan to live forever."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

I rather believe that Captain Robau is a companion who goes with us on the journey and reminds us to cherish every moment because it will never come again.

Picard: "After all, Richard, we're only mortal."
Robau: "Speak for yourself. I plan to live forever."

Plan to please we all know captain Robau is eternal and will out last us all.

 

[Aragorn]

In 1972, Captain Robau was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Captain Robau.

 

[THE CHEBB]

Predators hunt the most dangerous game in the galaxy, Captain Robau kills Predators for fun.

 

[CommanderRaytas]

If Felix Gaeta attempted to take over the ship, Robau would tear Gaeta's remaining limbs off by hand and beat him to death with them.

Wow, that is a BSG episode I would like to see.

Not the tearing apart bit, but..... Robau's gotta do what Robau's gotta do, right?

*sigh*

Can't he tear Superbuck apart while he's at it?

 

[Squiggy]

The only reason Captain Robau has not yet appeared in a trailer is because the Academy doesn't allow trailers to win every Oscar...which it would do...if Captain Robau was shown on screen.