Facts About Captain Robau

[Jackson_Roykirk]

Captain James Kirk's middle name was 'Robau' until Captain Robau found out.

 

[Outpost4]

When Captain Robau sings "My Way", he owns the song.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau can repel firepower of that magnitude.

And Captain Robau has firepower of that magnitude

 

[M'Sharak]

Captain James Kirk's middle name was 'Robau' until Captain Robau found out.

Finally, a canon mystery which has tantalized Trek fans for decades... RESOLVED!!



Which begins with the letter 'R', strangely enough. Move over, Q. Move over, X. The new Letter of Mystery is R.

As in Robau.

 

[SPCTRE]

Move over, Q. Move over, X. The new Letter of Mystery is R.

As in Robau.

As evidenced by my R-Files DVD collection.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Move over, Q. Move over, X. The new Letter of Mystery is R.

As in Robau.

As evidenced by my R-Files DVD collection.

The Truth is out there, and only Captain Robau knows what the hell it is. Well he and the cigerett smoking man that is.

 

[Aragorn]

The Starfleet Store doesn't have to keep the door locked on Black Friday before the sales begin. Captain Robau just stands there and the masses are frozen in place by fear alone.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau doesn't take a dump. He purges the waste from his body by threatening it with having itself beaten out of it.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

V'ger really wanted to merg with Captain Robau. But he wasn't available so he had to settle for Decker.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau doesn't have hobbies. Hobbies want HIM to participate with them.

 

[Devon]

Captain Kirk never believed in no-win scenarios.... until he faced Captain Robau.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau took the Kobayashi Maru test...and got it pregnant.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau beat the Kobayashi Maru test in real life because the Klingons found out he was commanding the Federation starship in question and thus ran away after screaming like little girls.

 

[John Picard]

Captain Robau counted to Infinity -- TWICE.

Captain Robau can hear silence.

If you want a list of Captain Robau's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

There are 1400 things in a room that Captain Robau can use to kill you, including the room itself.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Who would win in a fight between pirates and ninjas?

Captain Robau.

 

[Aragorn]

UPN tried to cancel Captain Robau, so instead he canceled UPN.

 

[Skywalker]

Captain Robau lost some money while gambling in the City on the Edge of Forever, so he kicked it over in retaliation.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau once blew upo a Klingon, Romulan, Dominion, Cardassian, and Borg fleet just by glaring at it.

 

[John Picard]

Captain Robau does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

Captain Robau can piss his name into concrete.

Captain Robau CAN divide by 0.

Captain Robau once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, and it only made him blink.

The boogey man checks under his bed for Captain Robau.

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau was once in Iraq, which is why intel thought Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.

The day the earth stood still is the day Captain Robau was born.