Facts About Captain Robau

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau dosen't play wargames. He just goes around blasting real fleets to kingdom come.

 

[Gepard]

Captain Robau let the dogs out.

Captain Robau put the bop in Bop Shoo Bop.

Captain Robau would do that for love.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau knows who killed JFK. And keeps it secret to get more chicks.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

There is only one Starfleet captain that is more badass than Captain Robau and that is Mackenzie Calhoun. Fortunatly for Robau Calhounis a novel character making Robau the most badass live action Starfleet captain and consequently the most badass human n the Trekverse..

 

[Aragorn]

There's an upcoming movie starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Randy Couture, Robert Knepper and Dolph Lundgren. They team up to fight Captain Robau. They lose.

 

[Icy_Penguigo]

Captain Robau can sneeze with his eyes open.

 

[johnsonalmighty]

^ I can do that no problem

FACT: The reason why Robau gets killed off by the Romulans is so he can kick ass in another universe.

 

[Skywalker]

Captain Robau is all out of bubblegum.

 

[trekkerguy]

There is only one Starfleet captain that is more badass than Captain Robau and that is Mackenzie Calhoun. Fortunatly for Robau Calhounis a novel character making Robau the most badass live action Starfleet captain and consequently the most badass human n the Trekverse..

Hell yeah! Because if Captains Calhoun and Robau both existed in the same reality,
that reality would immediatley implode on itself due to Awesomeness Overload.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

When Wookies loose, they pull your arms out of your sockets.

When Captain Robau loses, he shoves your arms so far up your sockets that you become physically impossible.

 

[Skywalker]

There is only one Starfleet captain that is more badass than Captain Robau and that is Mackenzie Calhoun. Fortunatly for Robau Calhounis a novel character making Robau the most badass live action Starfleet captain and consequently the most badass human n the Trekverse..

Error. Does not compute.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

There is only one Starfleet captain that is more badass than Captain Robau and that is Mackenzie Calhoun. Fortunatly for Robau Calhoun is a novel character making Robau the most badass live action Starfleet captain and consequently the most badass human n the Trekverse..

Error. Does not compute.

Yes it does because

Spoiler: Star Trek: Destiny

In Destiny Calhoun took out a Borg Cube with only his ship that is badass.

 

[trekkerguy]

There is only one Starfleet captain that is more badass than Captain Robau and that is Mackenzie Calhoun. Fortunatly for Robau Calhounis a novel character making Robau the most badass live action Starfleet captain and consequently the most badass human n the Trekverse..

Error. Does not compute.

Only because you are not Captain Robau.

 

[Qonos]

Little do people know that Captain Robau and Captain Calhoun are actually the Same person (Notice you never see them together at the academy Xmas party)

 

[trekkerguy]

(Notice you never see them together at the academy Xmas party)

Because the Universe would implode...

 

[DaveyNY]

Captain Robau once blew upo a Klingon, Romulan, Dominion, Cardassian, and Borg fleet just by glaring at it.

More likely, That Entire Fleet blew itself up...

Just so as not to have to endure the Everlasting Pain that CAPT. ROBAU would have inflicted!

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A transporter accident once split Badass Captain Robau into two people -- one was "bad" and one was an "ass".

There Isn't a Transporter yet created that can dematerialize CAPTAIN ROBAU.

He just wills Himself from place to place through Time and Space.

He split Himself in half just to see His Bad-Ass Self!

The only reason He uses a starship occasionally, is because He wants the rest of us to know He is around and in control.

 

[Aragorn]

Captain Robau can fart, sneeze, pee and ejaculate at the same time.

 

[The Wormhole]

There is only one Starfleet captain that is more badass than Captain Robau and that is Mackenzie Calhoun. Fortunatly for Robau Calhoun is a novel character making Robau the most badass live action Starfleet captain and consequently the most badass human n the Trekverse..

Error. Does not compute.

Yes it does because

Spoiler: Star Trek: Destiny

In Destiny Calhoun took out a Borg Cube with only his ship that is badass.

Captain Robau need only glare at a Borg cube, and the drones will go to sleep and activate the cube's self-destruct. Suicide is the only way the Borg can truly protect themselves from Captain Robau.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau doesn't just like you.

He LOVES YA, baby.

 

[Aragorn]

If a woman is willing to have sex with you, that just means she was rejected by Captain Robau.