Ex porn star Jameson....

[Gil T.Azell]

Is a Mom to Twins!!
Jenna Jameson is a new mum

God if she looks this bad at 34 (not quite 35), god help her when the boys hit there teens!

 

[Thrall]

Is a Mom to Twins!!
Jenna Jameson is a new mum

God if she looks this bad at 34 (not quite 35), god help her when the boys hit there teens!

She had enhancement surgery that went bad, that's why she looks like that. Glad she wasn't working while she was pregnant. Or to quote Joy from My Name is Earl "Hi there little one. If momma gets lucky you'll have some company tonight."

 

[Sephiroth]

^forget her looks, what happens when they get the Internet and find out that thier mom is in about half the pornos in the world?

 

[od0_ital]

^forget her looks, what happens when they get the Internet and find out that thier mom is in about half the pornos in the world?

Or worse, they decided to watch some "vintage" porn, and find one of her's!

"Dude, we used to live there!!!"

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Former porn superstar Jenna Jameson is a new mum - she gave birth to twin boys at a California hospital on Monday morning.

The 34-year-old retired X-rated actress and her boyfriend Tito Ortiz welcomed their first children at Newport Beach Hospital, according to Adult Video News.

Sources tell the porn news website that the boys were born at 3:15 AM after repelling out of the cavernous birth canal on their umbilical cords after being lead to the surface by flares dropped by an expedition of spelunking doctors.

 

[Kirkman1987]

Former porn superstar Jenna Jameson is a new mum - she gave birth to twin boys at a California hospital on Monday morning.

The 34-year-old retired X-rated actress and her boyfriend Tito Ortiz welcomed their first children at Newport Beach Hospital, according to Adult Video News.

Sources tell the porn news website that the boys were born at 3:15 AM after repelling out of the cavernous birth canal on their umbilical cords after being lead to the surface by flares dropped by an expedition of spelunking doctors.

 

[BigFoot]

Former porn superstar Jenna Jameson is a new mum - she gave birth to twin boys at a California hospital on Monday morning.

The 34-year-old retired X-rated actress and her boyfriend Tito Ortiz welcomed their first children at Newport Beach Hospital, according to Adult Video News.

Sources tell the porn news website that the boys were born at 3:15 AM after repelling out of the cavernous birth canal on their umbilical cords after being lead to the surface by flares dropped by an expedition of spelunking doctors.

 

[TheSeeker]

Is a Mom to Twins!!
Jenna Jameson is a new mum

God if she looks this bad at 34 (not quite 35), god help her when the boys hit there teens!

She had enhancement surgery that went bad, that's why she looks like that.

No to mention all the fake tanning and starving herself. She looked like Skeletor's little sister in some of the more recent pics I've seen of her .

 

[Brutal Strudel]

Former porn superstar Jenna Jameson is a new mum - she gave birth to twin boys at a California hospital on Monday morning.

The 34-year-old retired X-rated actress and her boyfriend Tito Ortiz welcomed their first children at Newport Beach Hospital, according to Adult Video News.

Sources tell the porn news website that the boys were born at 3:15 AM after repelling out of the cavernous birth canal on their umbilical cords after being lead to the surface by flares dropped by an expedition of spelunking doctors.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

No to mention all the fake tanning and starving herself. She looked like Skeletor's little sister in some of the more recent pics I've seen of her .

Why you wanna insult Skeletor like that?

 

[John Picard]

^forget her looks, what happens when they get the Internet and find out that thier mom is in about half the pornos in the world?

Or worse, they decided to watch some "vintage" porn, and find one of her's!

"Dude, we used to live there!!!"

Those "retired" porn actresses aren't bashful about their past. I remember reading something about Marylin Chambers once about how her daughter was fully aware of her porn past. As it turned out, daughter followed mom's footsteps (so to speak).

 

[TheSeeker]

^Yeah, I remember an interview with some porn star who was asked what advice she would giver her daughter if she wanted to get into porn. Her answer was to start as young as possible because that's where the money is.

 

[Obiwanshinobi]

were they wearing hazmat suits, when they came out?

 

[CaptJimboJones]

^Yeah, I remember an interview with some porn star who was asked what advice she would giver her daughter if she wanted to get into porn. Her answer was to start as young as possible because that's where the money is.

Exactly. And Jenna Jamison is one who has made an enormous amount of money from her porn career - she's even written books, etc. I don't think she has anything to be ashamed of at all.

She does look freaky these days, though. Good thing she's retired.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Well, congratulations to her and bless her.

And Tito should quickly get over being so impressed with the honor and lend a hand with the diapers.

 

[Aragorn]

Thomas Jane, Jenna Jameson, and Andy Serkis as Orko in... Masters of the Universe.

 

[Rincewiend]

^forget her looks, what happens when they get the Internet and find out that thier mom is in about half the pornos in the world?

Or worse, they decided to watch some "vintage" porn, and find one of her's!

"Dude, we used to live there!!!"

Those "retired" porn actresses aren't bashful about their past. I remember reading something about Marylin Chambers once about how her daughter was fully aware of her porn past. As it turned out, daughter followed mom's footsteps (so to speak).

I think pregnant porn is the hardest to explain...
"Yes honey, i got filmed while having sex for money when i was 8 months pregnant, 1 month before you where born."...

 

[JonathonWally]

Or worse, they decided to watch some "vintage" porn, and find one of her's!

"Dude, we used to live there!!!"

Those "retired" porn actresses aren't bashful about their past. I remember reading something about Marylin Chambers once about how her daughter was fully aware of her porn past. As it turned out, daughter followed mom's footsteps (so to speak).

I think pregnant porn is the hardest to explain...
"Yes honey, i got filmed while having sex for money when i was 8 months pregnant, 1 month before you where born."...

Sorry for bump on your head.

 

[Aragorn]

"It's okay, honey. I didn't drink or smoke or eat bad food while you were in my tummy -- I just exposed you to the possibility of STDs on 34 separate occasions."

 

[Sephiroth]

"It's okay, honey. I didn't drink or smoke or eat bad food while you were in my tummy -- I just exposed you to the possibility of STDs on 34 separate occasions."

with Jenna Jameson, it's more like 34,000 seperate occasions