Everyday things that are happing right now.

[Jayson]

Just think of all the stuff that is going on in the world right now that you aren't apart of. here is 10 right of the top of my head.


1 Someone is looking under the hood of their car because the car isn'y working and even though they don't know how to fix the car people sometimes still feel the need to look at the engine as if looking at it will somehow clue them on on the problem.

2 Someone is angry at liberal as they listen to Republican talk radio.

3 Someone is angry at Republicans as they listen to Republican talk radio.

4 A cop is eating a donut in shame for he knows he is doing something really cliched.

5 A wild animal is eating another animal it just caught in some jungle somewhere.

6 Someone is looking at a sexy girl and thinking about sex.

7 A door is opening at a McDonalds.

8 Another door is closing at yet another McDonalds.

9 Someone is freaking out in a mental hospital somewhere in the world.

10 Somebody is kissing the ass of their boss right.

Jason

 

[Timewalker]

I'm listening to General Hospital as I type this.

 

[trekkiedane]

11 - A lap-dancer is compiling her grocery-list while 'dancing'.

12 - A 7-11 has a locked door.

13 - A kid says "yes, mom" and goes to bed without an argument.

14 - Someone doesn't mute -or switch channels- as commercials begin.

15 - A teenager doesn't text back right away.

16 - A TNZ'er realises the post was a bit too harsh and edits it before posting.

17 - A man in a supermarket actually uses a shopping-cart.

18 - A woman in a supermarket actually doesn't use a shopping-cart.

19 - A politician tells the truth.

20 - Someone doesn't want fries with that.

 

[RJDiogenes]

21. It's too hot.

22. It's too cold.

23. It's too windy.

24. It's snowing.

25. It's raining.

26. There's a drought.

27. There's a flood.

28. It's cloudy.

29. It's day.

30. It's night.

 

[Lookingglassman]

1. Some terrorist is planning to kill Americans

2. A bomb is being built that will in the future kill a terrorist.

3. Somebody is coughing right now.

4. A kid died in Africa from Starvation

5. Somebody is cheating on his wife/her husband

6. An asteroid is impacting on a planet in another solar system.

7. Somebody has become a Christian

8. Somebody has become a satan worshipper

9. Someone is taking a poop!

10. A bullet is impacting into flesh.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

1. Jayson is coming up with another Jayson-type thread.

2. Someone just flicked a cigarette butt out of their car window instead of putting it in their ash tray.

3. Someone just burned their lips on a too-hot cup of coffee.

4. A distracted driver just ended a pedestrian's life.

5. A little girl just picked a flower for her mother.

6. A bee emerges from the flower and stings the mother.

7. Mother has anaphylactic shock from the bee sting and is rushed to the hospital.

8. The ambulance plunges over the bridge railing and explodes.

9. A message someone is posting on a bbs has taken a dark turn.

10. Madbaggins leaves his cousin alone.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

1. Somebody just farted.
2. Somebody just blew there nose.
3. Somebody just blew their load.
4. Somebody is reading a book.
5. Somebody is having a shit.
6. Somebody is posting this post.
7. Somebody is dying.
8. Somebody crying.

 

[Finn]

1. A car accident just occurred on a stretch of highway.
2. A star is going nova somewhere in the universe.
3. Someone is complaining about canon violations in the upcoming Trek movie.
4. Someone is reading a Stephen King novel
5. Someone is still wandering in the woods, having been missing for some time.
6. A meteorite is striking a planet somewhere in the galaxy.
7. A litter of mice pups is being born inside the walls of the White House.
8. Someone is falling down a flight of stairs.
9. A pair of frogs are mating somewhere in a swamp.
10. Two drivers is flipping each other in Manhattan.