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Ever worry about Tom from "Myspace?"

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Jayson1

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Remember back in the day when he was a friend to all of us? But he was that cool friend who has one stock photo and never talks to us. Why I can only imagine the life he had back then. Cool parties and women or men clinging to his side wanting more of him. The fastest cars and the most potent drugs. He was bigger than Jesus and the Beatles combined. Then it all went away. Killed by a nerd with the exact same idea.

When I think of what his life is today I can only think of the horrible possibilities. I have this image of him walking down a dark seedy alley with booze in one hand and a gun in the other. Not that it's loaded but he keeps it as reminder, that he can end his pain all so easy. Instead he passes out behind a garbage can and only wakes up when police show up to make him to move along. When he tries to explain to the cops who he is they just laugh at him while at the same time posting on Facebook about the entire encounter. I think we can all hope his life is better than this.

Jason
 
It's ok he's sleeping in my outhouse with the hens.
He pays me quite extortionate amounts of rent and gets eggs thrown in free.
I check on him every few days, or at least that the food bowls have been emptied.
 
I'm pretty sure I've seen this gag about Tom from MySpace before, and there's really nothing here to expand on, Jayson. Closed.
 
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