How about japanese-style episode titles then? There are shows that have episode titles like: "Mystery of the Sleeping Sickness, Defend the Loving Hearts of Maidens" or "The Glitter of the Stars that Call Eachother! Haruka and Michiru Join in the Battle". (Both are titles from "Sailor Moon"..translated from japanese. The show tended to have overly long descriptive episode titles which often spoiled the whole big plot point of the episode.)
"For The World Is Hollow, and I Have Touched The Sky"