Have been thinking, what if we have Mitt Romney be the Captain of NX-01 Enterprise. Think it would be a cool idea. Oh yes, Captain Archer (aka Romney) has a dog.
Porthos, I really like that dog. And you know Captain Archer does not go any place without his dog. It would be to cold an idea to place that poor dog on top of the ship. So, I was thinking to replace Porthos with a new character that can act and bark like our little Porthos.
It is my judgment to replace the old Porthos with Sarah Palin. She can get on top of the roof of the NX-01 and be able to see the stars.
Any ideas

That said if you went for what I originally thought at first blush,
that being Palin=T'Pol.
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