Enterprise Episodes: Give Us Your Bottom Five

[Middleman]

I don't know if this has been done here before (I'm sure it has been), but I'll give it a try. Give us your bottom five episodes, the ones you skip over on the DVDs or don't watch when it's on Sci-Fi. List them from least offensive to most offensive and if you care to, tell us why.

Here is my bottom five:

• Acquisition - I just thought the whole premise was ridiculous. Hope you ladies enjoyed the eye candy.
• Rogue Planet - Put me to sleep...twice!
• Twilight - This is a favorite of many people but the whole Archer/T'Pol thing made it unwatchable for me. I know that I'm in the minority on this one. (Where is my spoon!)
• A Night in Sickbay - Tell me Scott Bakula is not embarrassed by this episode; he was made to look stupid. Also, Archer's wet dream over T'Pol was...I don't know...what's the right word....
• These Are the Voyages - No explanation necessary

 

[JiNX-01]

No. 5: The Seventh: I never would have imagined a weapons dealer could be boring!
No. 4: Marauders: The wussification of the Klingons? If they had been real Klingons, they'd have blasted that mining colony to Orion.
No. 3: Bounty: Horny T'Pol? WTF were they thinking? More to the point, were they thinking?
No. 2: Deadalus: Archer's surrogate father lies to and endangers his surrogate "son" to try to save his actual son from a fate that should have been his own. Archer treats his chief engineer as if he's the lying cretin.
In this episode, Archer is the anti-Kirk.
No. 1: This Ain't The Valentine. Need I say more (after all these years)?

 

[Mach5]

05. The Seventh
04. Marauders
03. Terra Nova
02. A Night in Shitbay
01. These Ain't The Valentine

 

[Penguin]

Worst: TATV,

ANIS

Home

Seventh

Azati Prime

In any order you please other than TATV is the bottom feeder

 

[Catalyst]

05. Desert Crossing
04. Deadalus
03. These Are The Voyages...
02. Precious Cargo
01. Rogue Planet

 

[lceb]

5. Marauders
4. Rogue planet
3. Seventh
2. Terra nova

I don't really hate any episode except...
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1. TATV

 

[Skywalker]

5. The Seventh - Boooooring...
4. Acquisition - Just ridiculous.
3. Terra Nova - The first episode that really made me worry for the show.
2. A Night in Sickbay - How did this win any award that's not a Razzie?
1. These Are The Voyages... - No comment needed.

 

[Mach5]

2. A Night in Sickbay - How did this win any award that's not a Razzie

Because Razzies are not given to TV shows (or are they?), and even if they were, getting nominated for that crap is not much of an insult anyway, since the people who nominate movies for razzies are biased imbeciles.

 

[Skywalker]

2. A Night in Sickbay - How did this win any award that's not a Razzie

Because Razzies are not given to TV shows (or are they?), and even if they were, getting nominated for that crap is not much of an insult anyway, since the people who nominate movies for razzies are biased imbeciles.

I know the Razzies are just movie "awards." I was just being dumb.

 

[Ro Boat]

I don't skip these when I watch the DVDs. I still dislike them though.

5. In a Mirror, Darkly, Pt. 1
4. In a Mirror, Darkly, Pt. 2
3. These Are the Voyages
2. Bound
1. A Night in Sickbay

 

[Lady Conqueror]

The Crossing
Exile
Terra Nova
Terra Prime
These are the Voyages

 

[Duane]

1. Impulse is my very least favorite (not mentioned in another list yet)
2. Extinction (almost as bad, also not on another list yet)
3. The Seventh
4. Marauders
5. Terra Nova

I'm one of those screwballs that likes TATV.

 

[SFRabid]

94 - Hatchery
95 - Daedalus
96 - Desert Crossing
97 - TATV
98 - ANIS

I just noticed that 2 of my 5 least favorite are in the last season, which is my favorite. The other seasons have one each on my bottom five list.

 

[miriel68]

In the mirror, darkly - that makes two of them (I know some people like alternative universe, but IMO it was waste of time and characters were so different it wasn't even fun)
Bound - the plot offending my intelligence
Divergence - ditto
Rajiin - ditto

 

[Penguin]

You know if we keep at it I wonder if there will be any Epiisodes that wereliked by everyone. Seems that almost all episoes will wind up on someones list.

Can I have a second five worst list? Missed a couple that made my list.


BTW, June 6 D-Day.

"They gave up all of their tomorrows so we could have ours" is not just a glib throw away line.

 

[Reanok]

Fortunate son Rogueplanet,The seventh, Bounty/A night in sickbay, These are the Voyages

 

[trj]

TATV,ANIS,Terra Nova,Daedalus and Exile

 

[Starpaul20]

My list:

5. Daedalus
4. The Communicator
3. Exile
2. A Night in Sickbay
1. These Are The Voyages...

 

[Ro Boat]

In the mirror, darkly - that makes two of them (I know some people like alternative universe, but IMO it was waste of time and characters were so different it wasn't even fun)

I'm right there with you. I am saddened that for two of the last five times we get to see the characters, we get alternate universe instead. In general the last five episodes of Season 4 were a let down after a tremendous season. I sometimes wonder if people were mailing it in.

 

[Noname Given]

From Worst to Least Worst:
1) These Are The Voyages
2) A Night In Sickbay
3) Precious Cargo
4) Vanishing Point
5) Exile

Honorable 'Worst of' mentions to:
Terra Nova
The Seventh
Rogue Planet
The Crossing
Dawn