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ENTER | SF&F Avatar Contest: Star Wars Merchandise

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The cover of "William Shakespeare's Star Wars."

William Shakespeare's Star Wars said:
PROLOGUE.

Outerspace.

Enter CHORUS

CHORUS
It is a period of civil war.
The spaceships of the rebels, striking swift
From base unseen, have gain’d a vict’ry o’er
The cruel Galactic Empire, now adrift.
Amidst the battle, rebel spies prevail’d
And stole the plans to a space station vast,
Whose pow’rful beams will later be unveil’d
And crush a planet: ’tis the DEATH STAR blast.
Pursu’d by agents sinister and cold,
Now Princess Leia to her home doth flee,
Deliv’ring plans and a new hope they hold:
Of bringing freedom to the galaxy.
In time so long ago begins our play,
In star-crossed galaxy far, far away.

Not since the Holiday Special has there been a Star Wars product of such... singularity.
 
Last call for entries!

I'll post the voting thread in approximately 48 hours...
 
Too late for the contest, but when out Christmas shopping this week, I saw that this is a real product:

Death Star USB Speaker

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(Image from ThinkGeek but loaded to Photobucket to be in compliance with image hosting rules.)
 
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