ENTER | SF&F Avatar Contest: Star Wars Merchandise

[BigJake]

The cover of "William Shakespeare's Star Wars."

PROLOGUE.

Outerspace.

Enter CHORUS

CHORUS
It is a period of civil war.
The spaceships of the rebels, striking swift
From base unseen, have gain’d a vict’ry o’er
The cruel Galactic Empire, now adrift.
Amidst the battle, rebel spies prevail’d
And stole the plans to a space station vast,
Whose pow’rful beams will later be unveil’d
And crush a planet: ’tis the DEATH STAR blast.
Pursu’d by agents sinister and cold,
Now Princess Leia to her home doth flee,
Deliv’ring plans and a new hope they hold:
Of bringing freedom to the galaxy.
In time so long ago begins our play,
In star-crossed galaxy far, far away.

Not since the Holiday Special has there been a Star Wars product of such... singularity.

 

[bbjeg]

 

[Avro Arrow]

I like the Death Star Grill myself,

OK, why not, I'll go with the grill then. Let me know if you need me to repost it.

here's mine:

That is wrong on SO many levels!

 

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Too late for the contest, but when out Christmas shopping this week, I saw that this is a real product:

Death Star USB Speaker

(Image from ThinkGeek but loaded to Photobucket to be in compliance with image hosting rules.)