ENTER: SF&F Avatar Contest | "Bad superhero movies/TV shows"

[Dream]

Temis has already won this thing.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

There's enough Heroes material that the whole contest could be just that.

Plotlines to Nowhere! (virus plotline, Sylar's search for daddy, et al)

"Genius" Characters! (illustrated by anyone)

Crap We Don't Care About! (Claire works in a comic book store, Hiro and Ando stop an Indian lesbian's wedding, et al)

Incomprehensible Characterization! (Nathan sends everyone to mutant Gitmo, Sylar is evil/good/evil/good/evil, et al)

Great Guest Stars Wasted on Crap Plotlines! (David Anders, Kristen Bell, Robert Knepper)

Pathetic Ratings Ploys! (Claire & her lesbian college buddy)

 

[Aragorn]

Sometimes I see Klaus' entry and other times I don't.

Is this going to be it for everyone? I'm surprised there aren't a lot more entries since there are a lot of geeks here and a seemingly endless supply of crappy superhero properties to choose from. Unless Temis scared everyone away.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Cmon people, don't be scared! I haven't won a contest since last December!

 

[Admiral Shran]

And Aragorn, if you wanted to pick The Fantastic Four, couldn't you have picked one of the other characters? Jessica Alba was the only good thing about those movies. And yes, by that I mean she was good to look at, nothing more.

 

[Klaus]

Sometimes I see Klaus' entry and other times I don't.

Imageshack had a hiccup when I uploaded it and can be a bit squirrelly anyhow, here's a Photobucket version if that'll help:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/TLBKlaus/hulkthorav.png

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[RoJoHen]

Okay, I guess I'll play.

 

[Aragorn]

Poll will go up sometime on Monday.

And Aragorn, if you wanted to pick The Fantastic Four, couldn't you have picked one of the other characters? Jessica Alba was the only good thing about those movies. And yes, by that I mean she was good to look at, nothing more.

Hey, Jessica Alba and Julian McMahon represent everything that's wrong with those FF movies. And no one would vote for an avatar of Tim Story.

Besides, personally I'd put Smallville on this list of godawful superhero properties, but too many people here actually waste their time on that show so I wouldn't win with it.

 

[Jetfire]

^

 

[B.J.]

Am I too late?

 

[Aragorn]

Poll could go up soon, but one of your entries has vanished.