ENT Caption Competition Reset #001 A New Hope

[ThankQ]

"No, sir. One more time. Go in through the Dillard's entrance and keep going down the main hall until you turn left at The Sunglass Hut. Go past Charlotte Russe and Hot Topic, and then take the escalator up to Victoria's Secret, and Spencer's Gifts will be right across from the food court. Can't miss it."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRAVIS: "...and then you rescue the Princess and keep dodging the barrels he throws at you. Got it?"

TRIP: "You sure this was more popular than Ms. Pac-Man?"

 

[Mr Soak]

Travis: Reed promised this will work. Swipe up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, tap A and B, then Engage.

Trip: Did you just eject the warp core?

 

[cooleddie74]

TRAVIS: "Alright, Commander. Now...what's this symbol?"

TRIP: "The Wu Tang Clan?"

TRAVIS: "Correct! And?"

TRIP: "That system ain't nothin' to **** with?"

TRAVIS: "Now you've got it!"

ARCHER: "Dope, yo."

 

[ThankQ]

“Theorizing that one could space travel within his own lifetime, Captain Jon Archer stepped onto the Enterprise bridge and vanished... He woke to find himself trapped in Trek's past, facing mirror images darkly that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change canon. His only guide on this journey is Data, an android from the future, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Jon can see and hear. And so Captain Archer finds himself warping from star to star, striving to put wrong what once was right, and hoping each time that his next warp will be the warp home…”

 

[IMC Headquarters]

"Sorry to kidnap you from your own timeline, Mr. Zuckerberg, but in order to win the Temporal Cold War and make our tech look cool again, we need to make sure Facebook and smartphones disappear forever. We'll drop you off on Mars or Ceti Alpha IV or somewhere..."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Archer: Hoshi...ignore the hail from Starfleet Command. I'm afraid I can't hear them over the sound of how awesome I am.

 

[cooleddie74]

Travis: "Sir, no offense, but can you close your legs? I'm getting a little uncomfortable here. Even the Empire has basic standards!"